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neko:
i'm just gonna post more for the fuck of it. just cause i can.
juliana:
You... you KILLED him!
i fought a man today.
i fought a man today and won.
it was fantastic.
he did wrong and would not apologize.
he continued to be grossly ungentlemanly...
...so i fought him and won.
now she's happier.
now i'm happier.
now he realizes it's better to apologize.
silly logic.
stupid logic.
school yard logic.
and in the end....
....glorious and gratifying logic.
your thoughts on...
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i fought a man today and won.
it was fantastic.
he did wrong and would not apologize.
he continued to be grossly ungentlemanly...
...so i fought him and won.
now she's happier.
now i'm happier.
now he realizes it's better to apologize.
silly logic.
stupid logic.
school yard logic.
and in the end....
....glorious and gratifying logic.
your thoughts on...
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bob_dobalina:
i'm all about conflict moderation and all that hippie shit but sometimes your hands have got to have the answer to certain questions.
although i visit the islands more frequently than the average bear, i'd hesitate to call myself a kama'aina. but i did formerly work for senator inouye in dc and spent a month on oahu working for his re-election campaign.
although i visit the islands more frequently than the average bear, i'd hesitate to call myself a kama'aina. but i did formerly work for senator inouye in dc and spent a month on oahu working for his re-election campaign.
scopitone6248:
"Mutatis Mutandis"
Sometimes one must "do what must be done".
I've been in fights. Never really lost. I still prefer talking my way out of them.
But damned if brawls don't make for great stories.
Sometimes one must "do what must be done".
I've been in fights. Never really lost. I still prefer talking my way out of them.
But damned if brawls don't make for great stories.
i have this pool where i live.
not a grand pool, by any means.
not even a normal sized pool, truth be told.
If truth be told, i have actually built up quite a repertoire of jibes and insults for said pool and used them all. continuously amusing others at the expense of this pool that never did a thing to me. it would never...
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not a grand pool, by any means.
not even a normal sized pool, truth be told.
If truth be told, i have actually built up quite a repertoire of jibes and insults for said pool and used them all. continuously amusing others at the expense of this pool that never did a thing to me. it would never...
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pedigree_chump:
hey grendel 
in the sketch comedy group, you said that you
used to do it for a living....then one morning i woke up and was no longer funny.
what happened there then? no, really. because even though i've never done it for a living, most of my teenage years were spent writing and performing decent sketches and some promising stand up comedy. my last stand up gig was 2 years ago, but i'm 23 now, and i seem to have lost my bottle.
i don't seem to have the spontaneity and confidence i used to have.
any ideas as to how you get your mojo working?
in the sketch comedy group, you said that you
used to do it for a living....then one morning i woke up and was no longer funny.
what happened there then? no, really. because even though i've never done it for a living, most of my teenage years were spent writing and performing decent sketches and some promising stand up comedy. my last stand up gig was 2 years ago, but i'm 23 now, and i seem to have lost my bottle.
i don't seem to have the spontaneity and confidence i used to have.
any ideas as to how you get your mojo working?
neko:
good luck with that... at this point, i think you're hopeless...
god, i seem to have absorbed your sense of humor.
ps. sorry about not being able to talk.. wierd nite...
god, i seem to have absorbed your sense of humor.
ps. sorry about not being able to talk.. wierd nite...
tonight was an evening of family phone calls.......
Every sweet has its sour; every evil its good.
.....funny that i quote Emerson, a man who had such disdain for quoters...dirty, dirty quoters!!!!!
more Emerson...
Wit makes its own welcome, and levels all distinctions. No dignity, no learning, no force of character, can make any stand against good wit.
fuck....i know that i put that IDIOT'S...
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Every sweet has its sour; every evil its good.
.....funny that i quote Emerson, a man who had such disdain for quoters...dirty, dirty quoters!!!!!
more Emerson...
Wit makes its own welcome, and levels all distinctions. No dignity, no learning, no force of character, can make any stand against good wit.
fuck....i know that i put that IDIOT'S...
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juliana:
Gentle, I know. 
I should think it strange that most people think I'm more charming when I'm bitter and cynical. But somehow it makes sense to me.
Never fear, brain chemicals never light for long. And I can only eat so much chocolate to make up for it.
May 15. Should be good. What're you planning on wearing?
I should think it strange that most people think I'm more charming when I'm bitter and cynical. But somehow it makes sense to me.
Never fear, brain chemicals never light for long. And I can only eat so much chocolate to make up for it.
May 15. Should be good. What're you planning on wearing?
neko:
.....and worry not, dear one, i am sleeping enough for twelve of us.
i really do hate you.
the last word..............
zymurgy.
zymurgy.
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juliana:
I know you're doing better than I think, but still I can't help but worry a teensy bit.
p.s. i will buy tickets this week.
p.s. i will buy tickets this week.
juliana:
bar brawls... post pictures, please.
sleep ... no pictures necessary.
sleep ... no pictures necessary.
it appears as though everyone has been hit with the frisky stick....are you all really feeling that frisky? has spring really sprung?
...i always loved spring in the disney film bambi...with all those endearing creatures finding friends.....
...friends with which they will eventually bounce up and down with in an intimate fashion. yes, dear readers, the best kind of friends indeed.
twitterpated....remember that word in...
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...i always loved spring in the disney film bambi...with all those endearing creatures finding friends.....
...friends with which they will eventually bounce up and down with in an intimate fashion. yes, dear readers, the best kind of friends indeed.
twitterpated....remember that word in...
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neko:
never too far .... (god, that fat kitten woman is soo gross? hubba hubba... oh god, grendel, please save me!)
paris.
lets go to paris.
paris.
lets go to paris.
neko:
have a good night
dont get killed by a crackhead
next time we talk (online),
me give u lil something special.. yeah, tha's right... what could it possibly be? ooooooh, the excitement.
ps.
drive safely and good luck tomorrow.
dont get killed by a crackhead
next time we talk (online),
me give u lil something special.. yeah, tha's right... what could it possibly be? ooooooh, the excitement.
ps.
drive safely and good luck tomorrow.
no matter what i say i do.....this is what i seem to be forced to do. design, shake and pour "flirtinis".....i should just move back home.
the latest batch from the mind of a twit.
**grendel_kins cocktail list**
Passion Martini....
Bacardi Vanilla, Passion Fruit Juice & Roederer Champagne
Gendel Style Mojito...
Ketel One Citron, Mint, Lime & Sugar
Caprioshka.....
Vox Vodka, Lime & Sugar
Blue...
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the latest batch from the mind of a twit.
**grendel_kins cocktail list**
Passion Martini....
Bacardi Vanilla, Passion Fruit Juice & Roederer Champagne
Gendel Style Mojito...
Ketel One Citron, Mint, Lime & Sugar
Caprioshka.....
Vox Vodka, Lime & Sugar
Blue...
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cineman:
Agreed all around on FO: Christmas is TOO smokin', plus cool as hell. She helped us tonight and kept offering us beer samples (with no prompting; it was her idea, as per usual) - a great girl, that one.
And I'm glad to have you as part of the group. Help us make it great, okay?
Cheers!
And I'm glad to have you as part of the group. Help us make it great, okay?
Cheers!
cineman:
Sidebar: I just noticed that you listed the Poker tour as some of your favorite TV watching. My writing partner and oldest friend Rook has played in the World Series twice - neat, huh?
as the hooligans of this little corner of SGland were attempting to turn our dashing hero into an early pollock painting, as done by ms. kentrikken's 1st grade class, there was a battle cry heard far and wide.
yes, dearest readers, as our gallant warrior's jewels of propagation were being blown off in a cloud of paint and glory, there was a barbaric yelp that...
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yes, dearest readers, as our gallant warrior's jewels of propagation were being blown off in a cloud of paint and glory, there was a barbaric yelp that...
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shal:
My bruises are doing much better, although I still get a shocked "what the hell did you do to your arm?!?!" every now and then. That bruise is massive and still very visible, although it doesn't hurt anymore. How are YOUR injuries doing? Hee..
bean and I are/were art students in college.. so there's some photography experience there. Cedar is a friend of ours and asked us to shoot a set for her. Hopefully it'll be accepted.
bean and I are/were art students in college.. so there's some photography experience there. Cedar is a friend of ours and asked us to shoot a set for her. Hopefully it'll be accepted.
neko:
i hate you, you know that?
(why aren't you online?...meow?)
i really do hate you.
pfft.
(why aren't you online?...meow?)
i really do hate you.
pfft.
"Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society."
-Mark Twain
.........dress wisely children.
i'm thinking of taking a trip soon.......where should i go? and why?
-Mark Twain
.........dress wisely children.
i'm thinking of taking a trip soon.......where should i go? and why?
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xixax:
My god, your vices got longer
scopitone6248:
Butch!
... I haven't heard the phone ringing. How odd.
Well, if no talking occurs between now and Prom, I comfort myself with the fact that Warrior-Poets will next be seen in all their finery, on the 15th...
Melt me good. You should expect to be slapped.
and hey, how big IS my dick?
xo
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