gregwiththeleg

What a week!!!!!!!!
My Moms boy friend had a tripple bypass, and a very bad night after it, but seems to be doing better now.
I am just getting ready to head off for the beginning of a fun filled wedding day for my friend Corey. His stagette was "fun". And yes stagette is the proper term in this case. We couldn't do anything that objectifies women, no strippers, we couldn't even go to Hooters. Now this guy is the biggest porn fiend in the world and he hides it from her, which I don't agree with, but whatever. Who am I to judge, I am not in that situation, and they are in LOVE so let them figure it out, right.
I still have yet to figure out my speach but I am sure my dashing charm and rugged good looks will carry me through.
His step dad is the MC, and is painfully dry/horible so it will be so easy for me to shine, regardless of what I say or do.
Hmm what else?
The weather is the shits and I have a fuck load of leaves in my yard that are going to cause my mental demise. I just can't stand having my yard looking ghetto, but raking now is useless. I can't even find any kids to rake, lazy little fuckers. I was the neighborhood whipping boy when I was young, you needed shit done, I was the kid for the job, and I was cheap.
Time to get the hell outta here, and go marry off another friend. I guess I should start looking for a wife type person. Any takers out there? Please send a resume with photo (clothing optional)