
Slime & Salutations from A Much Too Sunny VANCOUVER!
Well...I guess I should first explain that my last 'prophetic' pondering on animal existance VS. Man was actually more of an experiment to see what you, as humans would say to the animal querries...I must say, I certainly got some intreguing answers, although...unsurprising...All was as expected, generally good, and Hey...That just means I have decency in our destruction...Always nice!
So...I suppose I deserve to be beaten and hung, then dressed out like a deer for my horrid and appauling attention to SG lately...I have had this overwhelming feeling that I have been here, done this, dropped out, went back...you know...Yeah, it reminds me of High School!

Oh yeah....The memories! I really must say that I doubt that anyone under 25 will get this...But, you might. Am I the only one that notices this? What REALLY intregues me tho, is how it has become much, much harder to figure out who's who and whats what now?...I would almost even go so far to say...that this place is beginning to remind me of the typical High School Lunchour...The problem, however, lies in the 'distinguishing marks or details' that allowed the freaks (It was not very easy or cool back then...I used to have my locker set on fire every Friday, Our kind were exiled to one door that everyone would never come near for fear of catching AIDS from our cigarette smoke...It wasn't 'attractive' to have steel and ink, it wasn't becomming to have weird hair, or fucked-up clothes, you were askin for it if you wore the Black Lipstick & Nailpolish that you bought in quantity every Hallowe'en, cause you did NOT find it anywhere else! And trust me...I am not that old...One day it was being different it seemed, and the next? It was not only fashionable, but people who used to fuck with us began to invade us!!
Ahhhhhhh...It happened so fast...I blame it on many things...But I will tell you this...I travelled to many cities, BIG cities, as a wayward youth...and I have watched the culture that I thought was our comfort, turn into EVERYONES want!
Jocks suddenly started to find us 'fucked up' gals that might as well been poison ivy, suddenly become 'exotic', Girls who had 200$ dye Jobs, started to change it from "Sunburnt auburn" to "Pillerbox Red"! And The Piercings!! Oh My Sweet GAWD! How many guys in baseball caps and Sports shirts all-of-a-sudden wanted the same 'Holy-Shit-Are-Those-Holes-HUGE!' piercings in thier ears...
WHAT HAPPENED???
Did we, the freaks change? OR......What? I mean it is really a fuckin conundrum to me why I used to have to put up with the same type of people that are now oogling gals who are weird?
MAN! I tell you...It really Bites my Lily-White ASS, when I happen to see a young kid these days wearing expensive T-Shirts that proudly proclaim 'JUNKY' on them, or "Hi! My Name is Satan" shirts on every little hipster you see with thier i-pods and complaining about how Mum will only let them get Marilyn Manson tattooed on thier arms ONLY if they use thier weekly allowance!!(THEN, thier 'Mums' will sign those permission forms!)
I don't know...Maybe I am just a Jaded Fuck, But now...In addition to this conundrum, I now see that there is not only a hell of alot more freaky people..But now? It seems there are sub-classes! You got your Rich and Pampered 'Freaks' who are SO fuckin High on themselves and thier money, that it is oxymoronic! I mean...I have always shopped at Thrift stores, But now? Thrift stores cater to the kids with plastic! Then you have people who are SOOooooOOOOooooOOO 'Hardcore', yet you take a look at what they are into...and it just doesn't add up...But Hey...They sure look the part, right?
I am not going to apologize for what I observe, especially when it confuses the fuck outta me. I suppose even wasting the time to write about it is just ridiculous.However, who am I to even wander....right?
We all know where we are...
We can all honestly say that we really have earned each scar...
We are all so confident that being real is not a problem...
Right?
I'll tell you one thing tho...NEVER....EVER, Judge a godamned DVD by it's cover...You just may find that it is FAKE!
*sigh*
Anyone want to set my Locker on Fire for Ol' times sake?
Please?

(PS. I have been a tad 'under a shadow' as of late, and I DO apologize to my many fiends whom I owe a Vile Visit to...I PROMISE a proper visit...I think the shock of My Mom's Death is wearing off...Trust me...I do NOT think you really want me to come and visit presently...But, when the mood moves me I will...Don't we get time-off in High School when somebody dies?)

(OH-NO!! Me...? in the SUN? SUICIDE!!!)
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I have been BUSY out the wazoo... overtime overtime overtime... and I got a promoted to a managerial position at work... and I've been staying over at my man's... and my kid's playing little league...
All that jazz. This is the first I've been on here in a while.
I am not 13! I'm 16... damn it.
I'm a short, fat, underaged hottie.
Um...
Anyway... sun=bad... semen=good.
And now I bid you to God... or whomever you wish to be bid to.