Oh Troma, you never cease to entertain me. Just a word of warning - this song is ridiculously catchy.
So, my best friend is getting married this weekend, and I'm the best man. I started working on my speech, but I'm finding it to be a monumental pain in the ass. I could stand up there and rip this guy apart pretty easily, but given that there will be people there whom I do not want to offend, I need to keep it clean - severely limiting my material. Any suggestions?
It should be interesting, I'm looking forward to seeing this big group of metalheads decked out in tuxes.
So, my best friend is getting married this weekend, and I'm the best man. I started working on my speech, but I'm finding it to be a monumental pain in the ass. I could stand up there and rip this guy apart pretty easily, but given that there will be people there whom I do not want to offend, I need to keep it clean - severely limiting my material. Any suggestions?
It should be interesting, I'm looking forward to seeing this big group of metalheads decked out in tuxes.
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i did, however, see a fifty foot virgin mary.
and a really fuckin fat jock type on rollerblades.
i asked what the tourist attractions in boston were and they told me about some fucking park where you can't touch the grass.
so what do people do in boston when their not drinking? cause that's really all we did.