Today I am the Newswire
Everyone but me is an idiot. Unless you agree with me, but then you're still an idiot, just an idiot on the right side.
No, don't argue. I win. I wrote the column.
No. You are obviously an uneducated, quite possibly mentally deficient subhuman not worthy of discourse.
Also, all the political candidates NOW AND EVER are currently, have been in the past, and will be in the future, completely retarded (Why is it that FTR's articles are almost always "X is completely retarded?" will cite things in the future, but it doesn't really matter because I'm right and you're wrong anyway).
Also, Thomas Jefferson, was in fact, retarded and doesn't deserve the respect he gets. Actually I should respect him more, he destroyed the constitution in such a way that my dreams of world conquest are not actually so farfetched (this is of course aided by the fact that all of you are retarded).
I'm sure there's more I can say to demean my readers, and those of you that say "Amen!" or "I couldn't have said it better myself" are tools, and those of you who disagree with me, blithering idiots. Either way I broke the fourth wall earlier, and I don't give a fuck because none of you even know what I'm talking about because of your previously stated probable mental deficincies.
See? I can be every bit as eloquent and not awesome as our glorious columnists here at SG.
This is my application.
Everyone but me is an idiot. Unless you agree with me, but then you're still an idiot, just an idiot on the right side.
No, don't argue. I win. I wrote the column.
No. You are obviously an uneducated, quite possibly mentally deficient subhuman not worthy of discourse.
Also, all the political candidates NOW AND EVER are currently, have been in the past, and will be in the future, completely retarded (Why is it that FTR's articles are almost always "X is completely retarded?" will cite things in the future, but it doesn't really matter because I'm right and you're wrong anyway).
Also, Thomas Jefferson, was in fact, retarded and doesn't deserve the respect he gets. Actually I should respect him more, he destroyed the constitution in such a way that my dreams of world conquest are not actually so farfetched (this is of course aided by the fact that all of you are retarded).
I'm sure there's more I can say to demean my readers, and those of you that say "Amen!" or "I couldn't have said it better myself" are tools, and those of you who disagree with me, blithering idiots. Either way I broke the fourth wall earlier, and I don't give a fuck because none of you even know what I'm talking about because of your previously stated probable mental deficincies.
See? I can be every bit as eloquent and not awesome as our glorious columnists here at SG.
This is my application.
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See? I can be every bit as eloquent and not awesome as our glorious columnists here at SG.
You're certainly welcome to try.
go look at boobs