I feel the need to talk about how kickass I am.
- I'll drink most of you under the table.
- I'll only fuck on the 1st date if your really, really hot.
- I know, (because god told me) that 16 oz. tallboys are a gift from god to us.
- I have two dogs that rock!! Top that you cat lovin mother fuckers!...
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have a great time in cali and then get your butt out here!