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I'll make this short and sweet! I hope you all had a great New Years Eve and have a happy and healthy new year!

A Hard Boiled Christmas

Yeah I was down and out on the holidays. I got my job back as a mall Santa, but I was sure sad. I had nobody to celebrate Christmas with. I could have cried, but no kid wants to see their hero with tears rolling down his cheeks, sobbing uncontrollably. So I turned to the bottle. I found myself at the...
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Geez! Yeah, you remember my last entry when I told you about the ONE day I lasted as a mall Santa? Okay, to keep with the Christmas theme I'm going to tell you another story! But dude, let me give you a little back story here first before I get to the real story.

There was a knock at my door last week!! Man man...
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I got a job as a mall Santa, at this display at the mall right next to the popcorn store, Kernels!

So fast forward to day #1. Wow! Dude. Who knew being a mall Santa would be so crazy? You know that silly little Elf who takes pictures? Well turns out, she is my boss. She has BAD mood swings!

But yeah I dont even...
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Let me tell you how crazy it gets! I thought if you really want to know about ME then maybe it would be a good idea to play a little game called "Word Association"! If you can get past my weird comments and sense of humor then you will be fine and should proceed to add me to your friend list or message me. Come...
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Oh wow! Check out the lucha smiley! ---------->

Arriba la raza!

p.s. I find weird things entertaining

Now hopefully you grew up enjoying the glory days of cartoons in the 80's. We had it all, Thundercats, GO-Bots, He-man, Jem and the Holograms, G.I.JOE.........and the Transformers. There was one Transformer who stood above the rest even though he kept to himself. He was the smartest bastard you'd ever meet. And he banged Arcee! You remember her don't you? Well he busted that ass!...
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Now I grew up in Canada, doing the usual things that Canadians do. You know, saying the word "ABOOT" and "Hoser" while drinking beer at the age of 3. Okay, maybe that's not entirely accurate. I forgot to add the part where I used to pull jerseys over peoples heads and beat them senseless. Yes, everyone in Canada wears hockey jerseys. And flannel. I couldnt...
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First post! And there is not a soul around to read it. But that's okay. There's like 3 billion people on Suicide Girls, so someday maybe I won't be so lonely. *wipes tears*.

Okay, then. All better now! How can I be sad when I'm a member of this site that is kickin like a chicken? and funky like a monkey! It doesn't get any...
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