girlordinary

Sleepy me.

There isn't much out there that doesn't say love like a soft kitten purring in your lap.

Mewmews.
Puss in boots.

"It's 2:03 in the am and that means that you're watching Perspectives. I'm your host, Lionel Osborne."

That's a Tim Meadows SNL skit. Why that shit still goes off in my head, I'm not sure.
Brian Fellows does that too.
"I'm Brian Fellows!"

Scotch, scotch, scotch. In my belly.

Sixty percent of the time, it works every time.

Someone buy me a boob job. xo