Sunday Oct 16, 2005

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I just got back from my 10 year high school reunion.

It was WAY better than I expected. It was fun to see old friends and catch up. I think I might even get a date out of it... blush


oh - and these are pretty funny:
http://tikibartv.blogspot.com
eilidh:
glad you had a good time.. minging means horriable

Friday Oct 14, 2005

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PIN-UP OR SHUT UP - Is SuicideGirls bleeding to death?

an interesting read...

oh and go read about 'camel toads' right now in HeatherAnn's journal if you need a good laugh. (Quick! before it's deleted by 'the man'!)
skirttwlr:
Ohhhhhh, someone is gonna get in trouble for posting that article!!!

I like the granny idea!! Looking at young (of age of course pervie) or old is one thing. Actually dating is another. My poor, poor friend for thinking with his poor, poor penis...

Wednesday Oct 12, 2005

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porno movie titles based on real movies

Top five:

Schindler's Fist
Chitty Chitty Gang Bang
Glad-He-Ate-Her
Sleeping With The Enema
Saving Ryan's Privates (tied with Shaving Ryan's Privates )


ARRR!!!

Friday Oct 07, 2005

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SKIRTTWLR was right. The best ice cream to go with irish whiskey is Butter Pecan.
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skirttwlr:
french vanilla would be great. Or a Toasted cocunet OR a orange sorbet could be dandy if not a little odd.
skirttwlr:
I didn't see that! Have you read it?

Wednesday Oct 05, 2005

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odes to irish whisky, an essay in haiku

Irish whiskey haiku 1:
first taste, I make face
potent, demanding, present
tongue coated, I drink.

Irish whiskey haiku 2:
combined with Tom Waits
alchemy occurs, changing
goodness to beauty.

Irish whiskey haiku 3:
escape from NewYork
Snake Pliskin must get away
whisky is my ride.

Irish whiskey haiku 4:
one half of a fifth
may be...
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cinemonk:
Those haikus are awesome. You wrote them all, right?

Wednesday Oct 05, 2005

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ode to the olive:

olives are tasty
briny, soaking in vodka
if pit exists, spit.

Wednesday Oct 05, 2005

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I'm kinda pissed that alexis's latest set was removed by SG. Google images returned 577,000 results for the keyword 'bondage', most relevant and most more extreme than anything in the censored set.

From what I understand about obscenity laws the image has to be 'without artistic merrit' to be considered obscene. Why does SG think the images in this set are obscene?

shitshitfuckshit

Saturday Oct 01, 2005

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I am somewhere in New Jersey. Fucking toll booths.

*Update*

Went to NYC for the day. Met up with a new friend and bummed around the city all day. ate good food, saw the sights had some tasty drinks. Yay Sunday! biggrin

Oh an my rental car is a silver 2005 Mustang. Very fun to drive - so much faster than my car..
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merritt:
The city is fun. The turnpike is seemingly endless. Why do the exits have no relation to mile markers? Why are the service areas all identical? It's like driving on a treadmill.
cinemonk:
Glad that you had a blast in NYC. Good luck with everything else in NJ smile.

Saturday Sep 24, 2005

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I'm re-reading On the road, and this part stuck out at me:

"'I told some boys in there to keep quiet and they're still making noise. I told them twice. I always give a man two chances. Not three. You come with me and I'm going back there and arrest them.'

'Well, let me give them a third chance,' I said, 'I'll talk to them.'...
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merritt:
Dulce de Leche
skirttwlr:
Butter Pecan.

I'm going to hold you too that Mr. Some of those books look questionable and I'll read anything but your held responsible.

So in saying that I shall also say THANK YOU!!
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