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I have created the 'ham on rye' - the hip new drink that is soon to be sweeping the nation. Vegetarian UNfriendly, this vodka based drink will remind the snootiest of New Yorkers of their favorite Deli.

Patent Pending, fuckers!

I am now taking applications for sychophantic star fuckers - numbers of which will soon be legion. email quick!