"Organ Donor"
So this weekend's finally coming to an end. Spent friday getting trashed with a few friends after work, pretty typical go out and get boozed kind of night. Nothing really special to report from friday night. Saturday i got up at the crack of dawn (10:30) and violently picked me up for our inaugural drug smuggling, donkey show watching, sombrero buying trip to mexico. I was a little worried about the trip because theres only about 3 people on the planet that i can stand being around for long periods of time, especially on a long car ride, but hanging out with her was awesome, so i guess theres officially 4 people i can hang out with for hours on end. For anyone that hasnt been to tijuana, you have to go. its one of the most gorgeous resort communities ive ever been to. its amazing how theyve cleaned that place up and its the only placed ive seen a donkey with zebra stripes. I didnt do shit today except watch the lakers win and smoke my mexican cigarettes. so i guess that even with friday and sunday being kind of lame, saturday was enough to make for a good weekend. Now ive got a couple questions i could use some help answering.
1. If your significant other has sex with a donkey, is it cheating?
2. If you have sex with a retarded or mentally challenged person out of the goodness of your heart and not because it was funny, is it cheating?
3. If #1 was for a crowd of paying customers on a stage and you get a paycheck for it, is it cheating?
4. Does anyone like bob esponja?
5. Do porn bloopers count as porn?
6. Finally, is getting free tequila a good enough reason to go watch the donkey show?
P.S. Make sure youre in the right lane when getting back in to the US. Mexican soccer moms are dicks. Dude, you really should have got some shit for your kids while you were in mexico.
Quote of the weekend:
"Burping & Farting, Burping & Farting
Burping's from slurping the carbon dioxide
Farting's from digesting gas in the intestines"
So this weekend's finally coming to an end. Spent friday getting trashed with a few friends after work, pretty typical go out and get boozed kind of night. Nothing really special to report from friday night. Saturday i got up at the crack of dawn (10:30) and violently picked me up for our inaugural drug smuggling, donkey show watching, sombrero buying trip to mexico. I was a little worried about the trip because theres only about 3 people on the planet that i can stand being around for long periods of time, especially on a long car ride, but hanging out with her was awesome, so i guess theres officially 4 people i can hang out with for hours on end. For anyone that hasnt been to tijuana, you have to go. its one of the most gorgeous resort communities ive ever been to. its amazing how theyve cleaned that place up and its the only placed ive seen a donkey with zebra stripes. I didnt do shit today except watch the lakers win and smoke my mexican cigarettes. so i guess that even with friday and sunday being kind of lame, saturday was enough to make for a good weekend. Now ive got a couple questions i could use some help answering.
1. If your significant other has sex with a donkey, is it cheating?
2. If you have sex with a retarded or mentally challenged person out of the goodness of your heart and not because it was funny, is it cheating?
3. If #1 was for a crowd of paying customers on a stage and you get a paycheck for it, is it cheating?
4. Does anyone like bob esponja?
5. Do porn bloopers count as porn?
6. Finally, is getting free tequila a good enough reason to go watch the donkey show?
P.S. Make sure youre in the right lane when getting back in to the US. Mexican soccer moms are dicks. Dude, you really should have got some shit for your kids while you were in mexico.
Quote of the weekend:
"Burping & Farting, Burping & Farting
Burping's from slurping the carbon dioxide
Farting's from digesting gas in the intestines"
And goddamn, I love me some Bob Esponga.