Still sleepy.
May die from sleep depravation-osity.
Can I borrow 12 hours of death, please?
Promise I'll pay you back!
Ok, ok.... I'm done bitching about being fuck-offedly tired.
The strange thing is that I have been spending too much time out. I never, ever (ever ever ever ever) thought I'd say that I am being too socially active, but I am.
My sweetest and snuggliest ex-girlfriend Zhen (pronounced JEN, as all Asian girls are apparently called Jen in California) came down from Berkeley for a very brief, "one night only, just visiting my parents, love the new apartment, I think I might still love you..." type of performance. Jeezy Creezy. Giant car crash of emotional weirdness there, like a 56 car pileup on the What The Fuck? freeway at 5pm on a Friday afternoon.......
Problem One: I do still love her. Just not as much as she seems to love me.
Problem Two: She demands absolute sexual exclusivity rights and also wants me to stop being attracted to boys as well. (Gambitgirlie has played for both teams since she was a wee lass and will continue to do so as long as physically possible.) Apparently this is a big issue for Zhen.
Problem Three: She lives 'up there' and I live 'down here'. (Up there is Northern California by the way. Down here is Southern California. The border of North and South is Disneyland. Anything below Disneyland is Southern California, and anything past The Magic Kingdom is Northern California. Just so you know, in case you live in Arkansas or something.) *see footnote
Problem Four: I am not ready to add another SigO right now!!!!! I have more Significant Others than I can handle. I can't swing a stick without hitting a Significant Other, for fucks' sake!!
So that was fun. And the discussion that transmogrified into a bloody and sarcastic fight lasted for 2 hours. But then, the make up sex lasted much longer.... so I guess it all balances itself out, doesn't it? But it was still odd and slightly painful. (The conversation, not the sex. You dirty minded bastards!)
*The comment about Disneyland being the borderland of North and South may not actually be true. However, it is true in Gambitgirlie-topia and that is all that matters, no?
May die from sleep depravation-osity.
Can I borrow 12 hours of death, please?
Promise I'll pay you back!
Ok, ok.... I'm done bitching about being fuck-offedly tired.
The strange thing is that I have been spending too much time out. I never, ever (ever ever ever ever) thought I'd say that I am being too socially active, but I am.
My sweetest and snuggliest ex-girlfriend Zhen (pronounced JEN, as all Asian girls are apparently called Jen in California) came down from Berkeley for a very brief, "one night only, just visiting my parents, love the new apartment, I think I might still love you..." type of performance. Jeezy Creezy. Giant car crash of emotional weirdness there, like a 56 car pileup on the What The Fuck? freeway at 5pm on a Friday afternoon.......
Problem One: I do still love her. Just not as much as she seems to love me.
Problem Two: She demands absolute sexual exclusivity rights and also wants me to stop being attracted to boys as well. (Gambitgirlie has played for both teams since she was a wee lass and will continue to do so as long as physically possible.) Apparently this is a big issue for Zhen.
Problem Three: She lives 'up there' and I live 'down here'. (Up there is Northern California by the way. Down here is Southern California. The border of North and South is Disneyland. Anything below Disneyland is Southern California, and anything past The Magic Kingdom is Northern California. Just so you know, in case you live in Arkansas or something.) *see footnote
Problem Four: I am not ready to add another SigO right now!!!!! I have more Significant Others than I can handle. I can't swing a stick without hitting a Significant Other, for fucks' sake!!
So that was fun. And the discussion that transmogrified into a bloody and sarcastic fight lasted for 2 hours. But then, the make up sex lasted much longer.... so I guess it all balances itself out, doesn't it? But it was still odd and slightly painful. (The conversation, not the sex. You dirty minded bastards!)
*The comment about Disneyland being the borderland of North and South may not actually be true. However, it is true in Gambitgirlie-topia and that is all that matters, no?
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And did it hurt?....