gambitgirlie

I have decided (after a trip to Wal-Mart) to gather all small children in a bag, and throw them in the ocean.

Now, don't get me wrong,I love kids.. No, actually I don't, so forget that part. They can be adorable, but the goddamned screaming.... Besides,they will just keep growing and become bastard-ass teenagers, then ridiculous adults who wear sandals and socks. I say stop the cycle early.

Ummm....maybe I should stay away from Wal-Mart for awhile.