It feels like my brain is using mucus as hired muscle to push my eyes out of the neighborhood. I'm not sure what my eyes did to anger my brain, but the battle for territory is getting brutal.
I'm not sure how it works, but when one has a cold, I've found that the human head is capable of holding approximately 8 gallons of snot. If I blow my nose any harder at this point, I'm likely to find my spleen in the Kleenex when all is said and done.
I just want to fill the bathtub to capacity with the hottest water my 3 gallon (just guessing here) water heater can produce. Once filled, I will imagine the tub and water are a big martini, and I'm a giant olive. I want to go find a warm place to die until my head clears up... then a resurrection would be nice.
Took a touch more Xanax than I should have. It'll be an earlier bedtime for Bonzo than was originally scheduled for a Friday evening. I probably need it anyway, though. I'm completely burned the fuck out.
Feels like my brain has come undone.
I'm not sure how it works, but when one has a cold, I've found that the human head is capable of holding approximately 8 gallons of snot. If I blow my nose any harder at this point, I'm likely to find my spleen in the Kleenex when all is said and done.
I just want to fill the bathtub to capacity with the hottest water my 3 gallon (just guessing here) water heater can produce. Once filled, I will imagine the tub and water are a big martini, and I'm a giant olive. I want to go find a warm place to die until my head clears up... then a resurrection would be nice.
Took a touch more Xanax than I should have. It'll be an earlier bedtime for Bonzo than was originally scheduled for a Friday evening. I probably need it anyway, though. I'm completely burned the fuck out.
Feels like my brain has come undone.
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Sorry you're feeling sick.