Ladies call me Trampoline because I'm real exciting when you first use me but one day you realize I'm just sitting out in the lawn covered with twigs and snails.
Augusto Pinochet is a ruthless dictator, but can he see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch??
HELLO FELLOW HUMAN TEENS. I just had the time of my life hanging out down at . Why don't you all come down to ? DO NOT BRING WEAPONS.
Putting gothic steeples everywhere was my trademark as an architect and I'll be damned if I'm going to change that now that I'm a plastic surgeon.
sextrash:
LOL
i thought you said these were indigo children, not wendigo children AAAAAA
I can only assume that the reason there are no Cabbage Patch Adults is because of the terminal nature of Cabbage Patch syndrome
Myth: Centipedes can't find you if you change your name and move away.
Status: Busted.
Status: Busted.
sextrash:
Hahaha! Maybe you should nominate me for a Nobel Prize.
Mortal Enemies With Benefits
sextrash:
Hah, love it.
barfing uncontrollably at work? as cool as you would imagine
nickypalmpalm:
Got to say that seems pretty horrible.
automatic_lover:
sounds fantastic
I eat pieces of bacon like you for breakfast.