A curtain rises slowly over the course of 45 mins to reveal a dog wearing a tattered mime costume, set to 'Beirut-Gulag_Orkestar.mp3' on continuous loop.
Hi, my name is Brrack Obama. You may recognize me as President of these United States, but more importantly, I am also an Animorph.
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Opening lines to my NaNoWriMo
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Opening lines to my NaNoWriMo
missmalice_:
HAHAHAH animorphs god that is so old school
living an Unexamined Life freaking ROCKS
a cool way to get the creative juices flowing is to shoehorn your current situation into the chorus of the seminal hit Papa Roach song: Last Resort.
need a paycheck
no eating
don't give a fuck for these cans of string bee-ans
need a paycheck
no eating
don't give a fuck for these cans of string bee-ans
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signspoint2fail:
Haha twitter needs to die! Tweeting is for birds.
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dezzie:
Haha, I depend on my companions a lot. My science, medicine, charisma repair are maxed, everything else is low. But that's how I would really be in real life so fuck it.
one day soon i will crawl into the blender at Orange Julius and Become One With The Force
text 'MURDER' to 911 for cool new free ringtones
daily reminder that this youtube channel is greatly underrated ahahaha
bros at the exact same time as hoes -egalitarian bro
Bob Ross narrates as normal but we do not see him. The shot pans out and we can see that he completely custom painted a 1985 Chevy Astro. He climbs into the driver's seat and waves as he drives off into the black.
if you die in the ball pit at the mall, you die in real life
itybitytitysmidg:
so true.
Look, I know what you're thinking.
I DID NOT DO THE FIRES TO BUILD-A-BEAR WORKSHOP. BUILD-A-BEAR WORKSHOP CORPORATION IS A SHINING BEACON OF CAPITALISM THAT I DID NOT DO THE FIRES TO.
I DID NOT DO THE FIRES TO BUILD-A-BEAR WORKSHOP. BUILD-A-BEAR WORKSHOP CORPORATION IS A SHINING BEACON OF CAPITALISM THAT I DID NOT DO THE FIRES TO.
Finally made it home after two weeks of wandering through the woods. I had to sustain myself on foraged mushrooms and bird's eggs. I came back to warn you about fake Cash Cabs.
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