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If you were going to write a song about Ass to Mouth, what would you sample for the hook?

I'm thinking:

Purple Rain by Prince
Candy by Cameo
Smooth Up In Ya by the Bulletboys

Anything else leap to mind?

Also: stereomood >>>pandora.

I frankly think Pandora kinda sucks, and I know that puts me in a minority, well that and being black and having...
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toothpickmoe:
I do what I can.

Big Bottom by Spinal Tap might not be a horrible choice either.

Or Fat Bottom Girls by Queen...

...I like songs about asses and fucking.
snakeplissken:
Don't shit where you eat by ween
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Your women, your wife, the women, the little girl, how much for the little girl?!

cassiel:
*leers*
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thistle:
Hello, old friend.
snakeplissken:
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The thing I liked about Liz was that she knew I was a fraud but never said it. The distance between who you are and who you want to be can be measured in all the affects and calculated mannerisms that you talk yourself into. Over time they require no effort. It's like muscle memory for weak egos. She had this weird ability to see...
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allied:
Cain is funny, but he'll need to raise a ton of money quickly in order to stay relevant. Romney's going to win the Republican nomination, but at least Cain is making it interesting. The 9-9-9 thing has been debunked a million times over by now, but at least it was a new idea.

Still voting for Obama, but it will be close. And I could totally see him losing, unfortunately.

Good luck with your decision.
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I think i re-joined SG because I don't have a basement. Make of that what you will.
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I have a bottle of water. It says Smart Water on the label. But how smart is it really? Not so smart that it didn't get captured and put in a bottle.

On a more serious note, why did the chicken cross the road?

I've been gone for 5 years. It's like I just got back from upstate or something. Lot of fapping to catch...
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toothpickmoe:
That's why I like to drink water from the tap. Ha, fucker! You thought you were going to get away and go down that drain? Nope! Well, not until I pee you out later on anyway.

Not that I pee in the sink, of course. Not on the regular, at least....

Anyway, happy fapping!
snakeplissken:
For old time's sake I say bring up the fridgeknuckles!
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I'm back on the block and ready to rock.
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cassiel:
HOLY FUCK YOU'RE BACK
j24u:
I can't complain about much; married life rules, the job is still the job (but at least I am employed), and overall I'm surrounded by good people on a daily basis.