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fred

the hidden dimension of bad metaphors

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Saturday Jan 27, 2007

Jan 27, 2007
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dunderheads and dragon rubs
easing down the pain
flagellate the faithful
and drink up all the rain

copper stairs and hardware fairs
are all the day's attraction
that bitch was red
I barely tread
she put my ass in traction


Hm, just a completely nonsensical limerick written in one minute.

corn and cream and leather seams
while rolling through Miami
smoking dust in large lesbo huts
with Sue from Cincininatti

what is, what's not
what's on your crotch
it's in the constitution
we are all dead
in rivers red
from blood of prostitution


this is pretty fun actually

The men at sea are gallantly
poking twigs into the gutter
it is our fate to contempolate
the nature of a nutter

the soft and warm it was the norm
for cotton, breasts and sweaty
we went our ways in cold long days
and jumped off from the jetty

the life of one is almost done
it flitters like a fairy
my scrotal sack is slightly wet
and also rather hairy



okay, I'm done.

VIEW 3 of 3 COMMENTS
skank_zero:
Hehe, if someone unfriended me because I took pics of my boobs, they are clearly on the wrong site.

That's some, uh, interesting poetry you've got there wink
Jan 27, 2007
y:
Nice.
Jan 28, 2007

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