So what now.
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"Beauties under bar room lights"
1/16/00
"No fun, my baby's no fun."
-Iggy Pop
You move, your body. I suck on my rum and coke in the corner and you dance on stage.
I'm looking where everyone else is looking, your tits and ass.
The girls here, not so hot. Some are too old, or too flat or too flabby-
but...
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"Beauties under bar room lights"
1/16/00
"No fun, my baby's no fun."
-Iggy Pop
You move, your body. I suck on my rum and coke in the corner and you dance on stage.
I'm looking where everyone else is looking, your tits and ass.
The girls here, not so hot. Some are too old, or too flat or too flabby-
but...
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In practice of self control and restraint.
To save my sanity.
I will be temporarily off of the site.
I will be taking up knitting.
Email me if you are interested in a tea cozy.
hehe.
No really, I will be off for a while.
I dig him to much to freak out over all the stupid shit.
Who?
My
nugget.
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My grandpa went...
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To save my sanity.
I will be temporarily off of the site.
I will be taking up knitting.
Email me if you are interested in a tea cozy.
hehe.
No really, I will be off for a while.
I dig him to much to freak out over all the stupid shit.
Who?
My
nugget.
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My grandpa went...
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ferret:
but... but... but... but... but... but... but... but... but... but... but... but... but... but... but... but... but... but... but... but... but... but... but... but... but... but... but... but... but... but... but... but... but... but... but... but... but... but... but... but... but... but... but... but... but... but... but... but... but... but... but... but... but... but... but... but... but... but... but... but... but... but... but... but... noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
who is going to lick the
who is going to lick the
tsalt:
Dude, YOU NEED A VACATION, a DRINK and FEW HOURS in a SPA............!
To my babe: I dig 'ya. Keep it real on Turkey day. Don't sleep through the day. Don't feed the dog turkey. More advice? nah. just stay safe.
Cranberry juice and vodka. What's that a:
A. Greyhound
B. Dachsund
C. No where near either of those.
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Miami new orleans, london belfast and berlin.
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"No bad dream FUCKERS gonna' boss me around." -Elliott Smith...
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Cranberry juice and vodka. What's that a:
A. Greyhound
B. Dachsund
C. No where near either of those.
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Miami new orleans, london belfast and berlin.
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"No bad dream FUCKERS gonna' boss me around." -Elliott Smith...
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turin:
Yeah yeah gluttony day. I'm a guilty mother fucker. Hey guess what... it ain't friday yet, but thanksgiving sure is over! Time for some rocking. For you.
For me, rocking the sleepness.
For me, rocking the sleepness.
echobunny:
sting? nah....
definitely not ac/dc
sexy school girl?....nah
at first glance...i get SEXY POLICE WOMAN!
(i think the blue shirt/tie/hat do it)
the total opposite of the LA police woman giving me tickets on the 110 freeway....bitch!
hope the alley is fun...
sexy baby, always....
definitely not ac/dc
sexy school girl?....nah
at first glance...i get SEXY POLICE WOMAN!
(i think the blue shirt/tie/hat do it)
the total opposite of the LA police woman giving me tickets on the 110 freeway....bitch!
hope the alley is fun...
sexy baby, always....
Well I just found out th at the Venice Room closes at 6 p.m. tomorrow. I am gonna' go to the Double Tree Hotel Bar instead. I want to go to Scavo's but everyone is like, "hell no!" 'cuz it is a stank hole and too many fights break out there. Well hell, that is the best part.
I am so stressed about tomorrow, it...
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mightyspork:
(sympathizing with f&z)
Do you eat tofurky on t-day? and is it shaped like little turkeys?
I am like the queen of online auctions. Bow before me and drink of my knowledge. LOL
(sympathizing with f&z)
Do you eat tofurky on t-day? and is it shaped like little turkeys?
I am like the queen of online auctions. Bow before me and drink of my knowledge. LOL
mightyspork:
Damn, dude... montebello? that's far. Isn't it far? It sounds far. Have a tequila sunrise for me
It is that time again.
Oh, no online poll time!
"No franandzooey, don't do it to us! We love you but HATE this shit. Hate is a strong word but you only respond to tough love so we just had to say it."
I will keep it short and sweet this time.
promise...
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1.) Newcastle beer and cornuts for dinner?
A. good idea
B....
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Oh, no online poll time!
"No franandzooey, don't do it to us! We love you but HATE this shit. Hate is a strong word but you only respond to tough love so we just had to say it."
I will keep it short and sweet this time.
promise...
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1.) Newcastle beer and cornuts for dinner?
A. good idea
B....
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pocketrocket:
all i wanted was a pepsi!!!! no mom i m not crazy, im just want is a pepsi can you get me a pepsi.....your crazy im not crazy!
sivadelfuego:
Why did you like the pictures you noted?
1) Beer is for pussies. If you're gonna drink, why fuck around? So... my answer is C.
2) A.
3) A.
1) Beer is for pussies. If you're gonna drink, why fuck around? So... my answer is C.
2) A.
3) A.
I always fuck everything up.
I just want one thing.
I know how to get it.
but I don't know how to keep it.
I just want one thing.
I know how to get it.
but I don't know how to keep it.
papawheelie:
boy do i know that riff. plus i break stuff.
I feel so stupid.
hehe. I just found out that my friend TJ teaches yoga at a Buddhist temple about 15 minutes from my house. I can't go tonight but I am gonna' go next tuesday. I need to get back in to it. The cool part is my friend is teaching it and the next good part is it is FREE baby!
I am off to the thrift...
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I am off to the thrift...
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turin:
Throw your hands in the air and dance like a fucking muppet!! Oh damn... what's a sexy phone like, anyway?
IF I TITLE THIS POEM "NIGHT DRIVE" WOULD THAT BE TOO CHEEZY?:
11/25/03
Driving in downtown l.a.
at night.
no cars. no traffic. all fun.
good times in the Ford Falcon.
listening to "ya' can't always get whatcha' want" by the Stones.
Passed up a big rig.
get home surprisingly fast.
Debate whether it is too late to grab a beer at "sam's liquor"
crap....
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11/25/03
Driving in downtown l.a.
at night.
no cars. no traffic. all fun.
good times in the Ford Falcon.
listening to "ya' can't always get whatcha' want" by the Stones.
Passed up a big rig.
get home surprisingly fast.
Debate whether it is too late to grab a beer at "sam's liquor"
crap....
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_bossanova_:
oh my goodness. you have one of the cutest dogs I have ever seen. I love the radioactive monkey-style, too. what a munchkin! you have to love those spots
. as for your quiz:
C
A
B
C
C
B
A
have a lovely day, lady
. as for your quiz:
C
A
B
C
C
B
A
have a lovely day, lady
ferret:
hhahaah. sleep deprivation for fun and profit!!!! hahahaahaha. rocking. oh, while you were away i testermonialered you.
yea!
yea!
UPDATE: My dog is cute in a side show carnival sort of way and not a pedigree commercial way. Sort of like he would be cute if he belonged to the Addams family but not my family.
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Hey party people!
Well I don't really know where to start so I guess I will start at the beginning.
Friday: I drove like hell to get...
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Hey party people!
Well I don't really know where to start so I guess I will start at the beginning.
Friday: I drove like hell to get...
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echobunny:
fortunately: it's huge
unfortunately: it's my belly
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fortunately: f&z is nuts
unfortunately: so am i
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fortunately: i didnt think of the cat the whole way home
unfortunately: i did think of edie (only for a minute)
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fortunately: we are so compatable
unfortunately: we are brother and sister
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fortunately: i called when i got home
unfortunately: noone answered
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unfortunately: it's my belly
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fortunately: f&z is nuts
unfortunately: so am i
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fortunately: i didnt think of the cat the whole way home
unfortunately: i did think of edie (only for a minute)
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fortunately: we are so compatable
unfortunately: we are brother and sister
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fortunately: i called when i got home
unfortunately: noone answered
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turin:
ooooooo...
well... I'd die if I didn't have my sister to talk to, I can tell you that... she's a doctor, and she is awesome.
heh.
ha ha?
hey, your dog is cute as shit.
well... I'd die if I didn't have my sister to talk to, I can tell you that... she's a doctor, and she is awesome.
heh.
ha ha?
hey, your dog is cute as shit.
So do you speak Spanish?
I understand a great deal but am terribly embarassed about my anglo accent.
He's definately a small one.