somehow i've earned 100 army points
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What are you lookin' at? You're all a bunch of fuckin' assholes. You know why? You don't have the guts to be what you wanna be. You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your fuckin' fingers, and say "that's the bad guy." So, what'll that make you? Good? You're not good. You just know how to hide, how to lie. Me, I don't have that problem. Me, I always tell the truth... even when I lie.
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# Knob Job # Licking Carpet # Facing the Diggity # Hot-doggin' it # Mowing # Playing the skin flute # Getting a Protein Shake # Respecting your superiors
# Secretarial Duties # A Mother's Love # Disciplining the Altar Boys # Clam digging # Performing a deep-tissue throat culture # Polishing the trailer hitch # Calibrating the ol' torque wrench # Dining at the "Y" # Slurpin' the gherkin # Milkin' the mushroom # Munchin' the mango # Plowin' the lower forty # Harvesting Cheese in Big Valley # Installing a wet bar # Cave Diving # Spelunking # Eating figs from the furry platter
# Searching for the little man in the canoe # Workin' in a coal mine # (Honey, if it looks like a coal mine, you're going down on the wrong end) # Tongue and Groove # Lickety Split # Cock smokin' # Playing the red wings # Stirring the tuna casserole # Aerating the fish tank # Beejer # Counting how many licks it takes to get to the center of the Tootsie Pop # Spit polishing the Nazi helmet # Cleaning the driveway # Slit-curding # 'skin it back n' let a dawg lickit.' # Grazing in the lowlands # Trolling the hedge # Going 'flaps up' # Knicker-swimmin' # Face-glazing # Riding the Maybelline chin-slide # Oinkin' at the trough # Gettin' some tongue-butter # Foreplay # Pre-fisting # Rifling the files # Moisturizing # Churning the butter # Earning your keep # Climbing the corporate ladder # oisturizing my moustache and beard # flossing with the short hairs # Dredging the Canal # Cleaning the tank's barrel!
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nothing is funny anymore
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i have malloreigh as one of my favorite SGs just because i like her avatar the most.... as i type this she watches me... i'm not creepy
see look!
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listening to creedence all day, think i'm gonna go for a long drive out to the sticks
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Fuck You Virgina DMV, you have too many license plates - over 180 different styles
i bet we could get enough pull for SG license plates in this state
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What are you lookin' at? You're all a bunch of fuckin' assholes. You know why? You don't have the guts to be what you wanna be. You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your fuckin' fingers, and say "that's the bad guy." So, what'll that make you? Good? You're not good. You just know how to hide, how to lie. Me, I don't have that problem. Me, I always tell the truth... even when I lie.
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# Knob Job # Licking Carpet # Facing the Diggity # Hot-doggin' it # Mowing # Playing the skin flute # Getting a Protein Shake # Respecting your superiors
# Secretarial Duties # A Mother's Love # Disciplining the Altar Boys # Clam digging # Performing a deep-tissue throat culture # Polishing the trailer hitch # Calibrating the ol' torque wrench # Dining at the "Y" # Slurpin' the gherkin # Milkin' the mushroom # Munchin' the mango # Plowin' the lower forty # Harvesting Cheese in Big Valley # Installing a wet bar # Cave Diving # Spelunking # Eating figs from the furry platter
# Searching for the little man in the canoe # Workin' in a coal mine # (Honey, if it looks like a coal mine, you're going down on the wrong end) # Tongue and Groove # Lickety Split # Cock smokin' # Playing the red wings # Stirring the tuna casserole # Aerating the fish tank # Beejer # Counting how many licks it takes to get to the center of the Tootsie Pop # Spit polishing the Nazi helmet # Cleaning the driveway # Slit-curding # 'skin it back n' let a dawg lickit.' # Grazing in the lowlands # Trolling the hedge # Going 'flaps up' # Knicker-swimmin' # Face-glazing # Riding the Maybelline chin-slide # Oinkin' at the trough # Gettin' some tongue-butter # Foreplay # Pre-fisting # Rifling the files # Moisturizing # Churning the butter # Earning your keep # Climbing the corporate ladder # oisturizing my moustache and beard # flossing with the short hairs # Dredging the Canal # Cleaning the tank's barrel!
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nothing is funny anymore
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i have malloreigh as one of my favorite SGs just because i like her avatar the most.... as i type this she watches me... i'm not creepy
see look!
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listening to creedence all day, think i'm gonna go for a long drive out to the sticks
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Fuck You Virgina DMV, you have too many license plates - over 180 different styles
i bet we could get enough pull for SG license plates in this state
Going through this kind of stuff makes me appreciate what they mean when they say that medicine is more art than science. It seems like science would have nailed this one in less than 3 months of drs visits and tests and whatnot.
Thanks for the advice and insight.