OK Im weird. Im listening to a mix with Mr. Bungle and Dean Martin while sheet rocking my front door wall in my under wear and work boots. It suddenly occurred to me as I was singing Aint that a kick in the head at the top of my lungs that this might be considered odd behavior by others. All right back to work, but first pants. I almost stapled my wiener to a 2X4 whilst tacking insulation in place. I have future plans for my wiener that would be complicated by it being stapled to a piece of lumber. Thats one form of piercing I havent even seen on the SG. Ill bet there is already a web site somewhere that specializes in wiener stapling. Here is Bob. Hes stapled his swinging cod to a soda can. And here is Hector who has tastefully stapled his john thomas to an illegal Icelandic immigrant.
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Everyone in my office now looks at me in a totally different light. I laughed so hard I was snorting and crying and hollering. Couldn't speak. Too damn funny. And save the jewels man.......Menace needs that!