finklestein

Why did you tell me about catbees? Thank you for turning my otherwise pleasant dreamscape of dandelions and footrubs into a nightmare jigsaw of interspecific fornication and cosmological effrontery. Cats and bees should never breed. They would have stingers for claws, for chrissake. The neighborhood alley cat mews innocently enough, but I now know a dubious apian-feline timebomb hums in her womb. I'm never giving her milk again. Fuck all catbees and fuck all catbee mommies.