The more times I have sex in a day, the easier it is to think; it's like playing whack-a-mole trying to concentrate these days.
That's what keeps the population growing, you know. It took nine thousand and thirty four orgasms for Newton to develop his laws of classical motion and another seventeen thousand six hundred and twenty one for Einstein to refute them with the general theory of relativity. It is documented that Newton was quite charismatic and that Einstein lead a life of wanton debauchery.
It is for this reason that when I realize that genetics have granted me no wind to fill my sail, at least this orphan can vicariously taste the epiphany birthed at that sweet moment of clarity.
That's what keeps the population growing, you know. It took nine thousand and thirty four orgasms for Newton to develop his laws of classical motion and another seventeen thousand six hundred and twenty one for Einstein to refute them with the general theory of relativity. It is documented that Newton was quite charismatic and that Einstein lead a life of wanton debauchery.
It is for this reason that when I realize that genetics have granted me no wind to fill my sail, at least this orphan can vicariously taste the epiphany birthed at that sweet moment of clarity.
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i've been devouring ann beattie short stories.
but i'll read it on my vacation, which starts saturday -- hurrah!