finklestein

This hypothesis is still being hypothesized, but I believe cuteness and bicycle velocity are directly proportional. Sometimes the kids are so cute and so fast, you don't even realize it until you find yourself swooning in a gutter with no one in sight.

I still have to think of a Halloween costume. I have a styrofoam head and two of three pouches of Fun Dip if that helps.

I had a dream where I was sleeping on top of palm trees that were drifting in an ocean that was riding in the back of a truck that was speeding down the highway. It was like love. It was lovely.