filthgeek

today i saw a sign outside a church that said "Today is a gift from God, use it wisely" so i smoked a bowl, jerked off, and passed out watching cartoons. thanx god!

ive become highly unsatisfied with punk rock these days. thats why ive taken it upon my self to invent punk rock 2.0. so dont steal my idea.

"Its been a rough day. I got up this morning .... put on a shirt and a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase, and the handle came off. Im afraid to go to the bathroom."

at least i can say i smoked a blunt with a wrestling midget before i died...thank you tiny the terrible.

jesus had better get his act together. ive asked him every year for the last 2000+ years for a puppy. every year i have been let down. fuck jesus and fuck christmas!

3am...just watched my friend vomit on her 21st birthday. good times.

I just found out my band is playing with the Skatalites this month. What a fucking honor....i just wish more people still listened to ska so they could appreciate it as much as i do.