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i plan to shout "food fight" in a crowded cafeteria. either a food fight breaks out, or everyone stops and stares at me. either scenario will be hilarious.
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scheisskopf:
I would try it. 
derelict:
...or 9 monthes later. 
i had a dream last night that i met a phone sex chick and she gave me her number.
derelict:
lol. better have your 3.99a min ready to chat!
glad to see you came back.
glad to see you came back.
ive discovered a rush greater than cocaine, lsd, and waving your genitals at the elderly...combined. running out of gas 50 ft from a gas station and coasting right up to the pump without having to get out and push.
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derelict:
wow.
UPDATE ALREADY AGAIN!
otherwise, I presume you're dead.
But really thats not funny at all.
UPDATE ALREADY AGAIN!
otherwise, I presume you're dead.
But really thats not funny at all.
scheisskopf:
happy happy happy.
have you ever gone to buy a gumball at a grocery store, only to realize after you put it in your mouth that you bought a rubber ball by mistake? and to avoid looking like a fool, you start chewing on it as you walk out the store hoping noone else noticed? me neither.
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scheisskopf:
aaaaaaaaaaa....
nice.
nice.
scheisskopf:
Just dropping in...
That gumball thing is still fucking hilarious.
I may have to appropriate that one.
What's happenin?
That gumball thing is still fucking hilarious.
I may have to appropriate that one.
What's happenin?
bless attention starved drunken strippers. this weekend i found myself the object of one such woman's plan to piss her boyfriend off in a milwaukee meat market. now, understand that im not one to frequent these kinds of bars..but sometimes you just have to follow the party youre with. you know the kind of bar im talking about, with guys who still believe the myth...
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derelict:
Ha Ha. I touch for free. oh, wait a minute. I have a pussy. That must be it! 
today at work we offered a girl 10 bux to eat over 2lbs of sliced pickles in two hours. she ate about half in 20 mins and gave up...so we gave her a dollar and a mountain dew, and she went to the bathroom and threw up. all in all...it was a more exciting than usual day at work. 
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derelict:
you called me weird one time.
now we're moving in together???
hum...
strange.
now we're moving in together???
hum...
strange.
derelict:
HEY you Earth to Filth Geek!!!!!!!!!!
Wake up!!!!!!!!!!
Where are you at???????
Helllo???????
No answer.
Update already again!!!!!!
Wake up!!!!!!!!!!
Where are you at???????
Helllo???????
No answer.
Update already again!!!!!!
sorry, kids...no amusing anecdotes. just shameless plugging. check out my band if youre bored...or excited, for that matter. www.hiredgeeks.com
The sandwich was invented by the Earl of Sandwich, popcorn was invented by the Earl of Popcorn, and salad dressing by the Oil of Vinegar.
derelict:
is that so? hummmmmmmmm........*ponders on duke of filths words*
lol.
how are you my dear?
lol.
how are you my dear?
well, im two weeks sober...unless youre counting beer booze coffee and cigarettes. im not. so shower me with adoration and love for mildly adjusting my pattern of behavior.
scheisskopf:
Ha! Sounds like that Mr. Potato Head experience sobered you up. Every time I re-realize that MPH himself represents a pretty good cross-section of the folks we live amongst, it hits me like a sucker punch from a drunken fratboy.
Do you have any idea how many times I've sat in bars alone, looked around and wondered "what on earth could all of these fuckers possibly be talking about?"(rarely with the female attention, though), only to realize the next time I'm out getting shitfaced that I've turned into one of them myself?.!
(what's the proper punctuation here?)
Congratulations on your sobriety. I just have to cut out the transvestite hookers and I'll have modified my behavior optimally.
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Do you have any idea how many times I've sat in bars alone, looked around and wondered "what on earth could all of these fuckers possibly be talking about?"(rarely with the female attention, though), only to realize the next time I'm out getting shitfaced that I've turned into one of them myself?.!
(what's the proper punctuation here?)
Congratulations on your sobriety. I just have to cut out the transvestite hookers and I'll have modified my behavior optimally.
[Edited on May 17, 2005 6:11PM]
out drinking at the bar tonight i found myself waxing philisophical (with myself) about meaning and symbolism. conversations fly about me from business professionals about cell phones and technology; the jocks and "white hats" from the bar across the street scream in my ear about jager bombs and other testosterone fueled nonsense; and the girls high on male attention only seem eager to acknowledge me...
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mygoddamnradio:
That's quite funny that you mentioned country. Half the people there listen to nu metal. The second half would fall under the country category. It's true what you say though - apparently these kids do like to party.
That's a beautiful revelation you had, well, until Mr. Potato head had to come along and fuck it all up. Which led, I felt, to a more existential approach to the idea of the significance of symbolism. Who knew Underdog could be such an inspiration and Mr. Potato head could be such an absurdist.
That's a beautiful revelation you had, well, until Mr. Potato head had to come along and fuck it all up. Which led, I felt, to a more existential approach to the idea of the significance of symbolism. Who knew Underdog could be such an inspiration and Mr. Potato head could be such an absurdist.
mygoddamnradio:
I'm still searching because apparently Loco's Deli & Pub is not the place.
filthgeek:
shite
at two seperate points in my life ive had friends come to me and tell me that a piece of advice or anecdote i had told them had changed their life. then i broke it to them that they were really just bits from seinfeld.
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mygoddamnradio:
Wait... my mom says she is ALWAYS right. Something's not adding up here.
derelict:
no anecdotes today...just this, yes weird compared to most here......doesn't mean I weird for everywhere else. I stick out like sore thumb most of the time, because *big shock* I think for myself thanks!