This year's been pretty good so far. Was hoping to have alot of things accomplished by now that certainly haven't been. Hopefully within the next month we'll have legal issues cleared, all the fucking boxes in the hallway put into storage and Calvin finally weaned from the bottle so further toilet evacuations can commence. I am sick as balls right now. Not just sniffles but full on fever of 102 and me begging for death. (I'm a little bitch, so what?) Plus I sneezed so hard earlier I almost farted my colon out. (Ever done that? you fart so suddenly it feels like a rubberband snapped really hard in your anus??)
Calvin's Birthday party is coming REALLY soon for us. Hopefully we can save the amount of money we need to hire The Taco Man! We're not cooking this year, last year was lame with all the leftovers. So we're gonna hire this guy who will bring his taco stand and make us all carne asada tacos with all the fixins for 2 hours for less than $100.00. I easily spent over that amount last year on food and booze alone. And why have booze at a 2 year-old's birthday party you may ask? Well, here are my answers.
1. We have a babysitter...er, I mean bounce house.
2. Mexican.
It's a fiesta people! So boring last year, so this year we're gonna have some music and the party will be at the park, less crowded (since I have 2 sets of in-laws.) Can you say "uncomfortable". This way it's way more roomy and casual. Expect more of our family friends and more kids. Yay kids! So yeah, taco man, and bounce house, pinata, games, booze and of course i'm gonna make a few homeade cakes. I may attempt a Spongebob cake this year. I really could care less if anyone brought any gifts I just wanna have a cool party Calvin will love.
Here's a rough draft of the cards for only our close friends.
So yeah that's it. Just getting ready for Valentines day with my honey and Calvin's b-day massacre...er, party. And trying to get things around the house accomplished. And being extremely ill. Oh yeah...LOST SEASON 4 BABY!!! And I get to go have sushi and sake with friends on Wednesday. My diet is going okaaaay, some of you might ask. I haven't gained any weight in the last 2 months, which is something in itself, i'm just not really losing that much. And my eating habits are slowly changing for the better.
Sniff you jerks later.
Calvin's Birthday party is coming REALLY soon for us. Hopefully we can save the amount of money we need to hire The Taco Man! We're not cooking this year, last year was lame with all the leftovers. So we're gonna hire this guy who will bring his taco stand and make us all carne asada tacos with all the fixins for 2 hours for less than $100.00. I easily spent over that amount last year on food and booze alone. And why have booze at a 2 year-old's birthday party you may ask? Well, here are my answers.
1. We have a babysitter...er, I mean bounce house.
2. Mexican.
It's a fiesta people! So boring last year, so this year we're gonna have some music and the party will be at the park, less crowded (since I have 2 sets of in-laws.) Can you say "uncomfortable". This way it's way more roomy and casual. Expect more of our family friends and more kids. Yay kids! So yeah, taco man, and bounce house, pinata, games, booze and of course i'm gonna make a few homeade cakes. I may attempt a Spongebob cake this year. I really could care less if anyone brought any gifts I just wanna have a cool party Calvin will love.
Here's a rough draft of the cards for only our close friends.
So yeah that's it. Just getting ready for Valentines day with my honey and Calvin's b-day massacre...er, party. And trying to get things around the house accomplished. And being extremely ill. Oh yeah...LOST SEASON 4 BABY!!! And I get to go have sushi and sake with friends on Wednesday. My diet is going okaaaay, some of you might ask. I haven't gained any weight in the last 2 months, which is something in itself, i'm just not really losing that much. And my eating habits are slowly changing for the better.
Sniff you jerks later.
VIEW 4 of 4 COMMENTS
Plus I sneezed so hard earlier I almost farted my colon out. (Ever done that? you fart so suddenly it feels like a rubberband snapped really hard in your anus??)
Is it wrong I find this hot?
-TM