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Thanks again (and amillion), clandestine benefactor!
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Rant

I've never been so excited to read.
My copy will arrive later this week.
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I love laughing.
I really love funny shit.
Nothing is better.

And I bowled a 276 in Wii bowling.
fiendclub:
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This shit is a book. Straight up, nigga.

I drove home slightly inebriated tonight.
Northbound on University just past Lugonia a copper passes me the opposite direction. I, being eternally fearful of RPD's limitless powers, wait 'til the "unit" is no longer visible and punch it. Barely slowing for the dips at Pennsylvania hauling ass to San Bernardino Avenue. I totally don't stop...
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bbbbbeckah:
Dude. That's fucking gay.

You should get breast implants, it helps, I swear.
fiendclub:
You are probably just lying. Redlands cops are absolutely the finest around. I feel safer being more nearer to them now.
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I could go for a warm, naked woman right now.
Or cold and dead as shit. It is fucking hot in this apartment.
fiendclub:
Sigh, I too will be suffering in a stuffy little apartment soon.
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I'm back, muthafuckaaaaas!
For a full ass year.
fiendclub:
Dang. I was about to delete you good.
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The ink on my SGIE 'Hello MY NAME IS' sticker from Geoff's SGIE party a few months ago still smears with light touch. Stupid impermeable wide format digital printer vinyl.