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CAROL oh why are you no longer active, its criminal.
Hottest ever girl.
That is all
Hottest ever girl.
That is all
dirtydoctor:
Carol was so strikingly beautiful!
Hope the house move went ok
Hope the house move went ok
feralism:
She was amazing. Normally although i find women attractive I don't ever imagine myself being able to be sexually involved with a woman. But when i see pictures like that lets just say, I can.
It did thanks, all settled in now, college starts on monday, take 2 at life starts: now!
It did thanks, all settled in now, college starts on monday, take 2 at life starts: now!
I never know whether or not i should respond to friend requests... I have not had many and it seems rude to ignore them but, humm! I don't know anyone so why should i pick and choose i wonder. Oh well i'll leave it at one friend who I don't actually know 
WHY THE FUCK NOT
Pack. Pack. Gotta pack. Get. Off. The. Net. Pack
WHY THE FUCK NOT
Pack. Pack. Gotta pack. Get. Off. The. Net. Pack
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pawko4b:
Well soon enough you'll make more friends and then be like wait who are you again? 
oxy:
I except eveyone that sends me a friends request....then every 6 months or so go on a big deleting spree on anyone that never talks to me. Its great fun
I'M MOVING HOUSE IN 36 HOURS AND I HAVE NOT PACKED ANYTHING YET
SHIT SHIT SHIT
SHIT SHIT SHIT
Bee Erotica by Moi. Written as a joke. Then the joke got out of hand. Go!
Basically today at work I was checking out the sunflowers making sure they were all nice, no dead heads or anything, and found the fittest fucking bumble bee you have ever seen.
So I was having a little chat with him, you know, talking about the pollen levels and...
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Basically today at work I was checking out the sunflowers making sure they were all nice, no dead heads or anything, and found the fittest fucking bumble bee you have ever seen.
So I was having a little chat with him, you know, talking about the pollen levels and...
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feralism:
Haha - thanks!
bopeccepeppa:
that wazzzz juzzzzzzt zzzzzo goooood!
never been turned on by beerotica before (honest. no, really!)... but that was a very fine introduction to the subject
never been turned on by beerotica before (honest. no, really!)... but that was a very fine introduction to the subject
REGARDING THE CURRENT TREND FOR BRITISH NATIONALISM
Fucking hell.
UKIP and BNP leaflets through the door, horrendous political broadcasts...
Village I live in has flyers going up everywhere.
Something is happening in Britain and I don't like it.
It might not be obvious from Shoreditch high street and 6 a pint london dreams, plastic lives, mini-economy in london but in the countryside the army is...
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Fucking hell.
UKIP and BNP leaflets through the door, horrendous political broadcasts...
Village I live in has flyers going up everywhere.
Something is happening in Britain and I don't like it.
It might not be obvious from Shoreditch high street and 6 a pint london dreams, plastic lives, mini-economy in london but in the countryside the army is...
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r3x:
I better visit before my ethnic American ass is legally banned from the island... 
I've been trying to keep tabs on the BNP over here and shit doesn't look right at ALL.
I've been trying to keep tabs on the BNP over here and shit doesn't look right at ALL.
feralism:
Come visit Britain, the highest concentration of CCTV cameras anywhere!
Big brother is watching!! Haha!!
I jest though the UK is fucking wicked loads of amazing stuff going on you just gotta search it out
Big brother is watching!! Haha!!
I jest though the UK is fucking wicked loads of amazing stuff going on you just gotta search it out
The one who was my first love, the one who stole my attention.
The one who I never told, the one who thought he was too old.
The one who smoked all the weed, the one who tried to die, the one who didn't want to be my guy.
The one who came from America. The one with bitter cocksureness. The one who couldn't do...
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The one who I never told, the one who thought he was too old.
The one who smoked all the weed, the one who tried to die, the one who didn't want to be my guy.
The one who came from America. The one with bitter cocksureness. The one who couldn't do...
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Coo-coo-ka-choo bitches I'm a fucking pigeon
my red feet are nobbled twiglets made of lesion after lesion
and the world I see is nodding like a parcel-shelf dogs vison
I spend my morning on your windowsill
like a seed-powered shit-producing mill
waking you from your hazy slumbers with
my ugly little bill
calling coo-coo-ka-choo as you lean out for the kill
My wings flap in...
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my red feet are nobbled twiglets made of lesion after lesion
and the world I see is nodding like a parcel-shelf dogs vison
I spend my morning on your windowsill
like a seed-powered shit-producing mill
waking you from your hazy slumbers with
my ugly little bill
calling coo-coo-ka-choo as you lean out for the kill
My wings flap in...
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I'm not sure why I'm here, I guess it's to look at girls.
And fuck around and have some fun. Not with people though, just with words...
I feel like a massive perv every time I'm on here. Lots of apologies to all the women who I'm staring at for using you as some sort of weird mind-wank. There seems to be a whole bunch...
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And fuck around and have some fun. Not with people though, just with words...
I feel like a massive perv every time I'm on here. Lots of apologies to all the women who I'm staring at for using you as some sort of weird mind-wank. There seems to be a whole bunch...
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fridgemagnet:
very interesting.
feralism:
Clearly feeling like a massive perv hasn't stopped me yet though. Do they turn me on or am I tormenting myself?
Either way this cost me 30 so I'm going to fucking enjoy it even if I am beginning to feel like a weird old man.
I might go on a one woman mission to just inflict myself upon this dark weird little corner of the universe where it is OKAY but is it really ok?
I think SG will become my rubbish dump for sexual weirdisms. Are you allowed to post erotica and shit here? I hope so. If i'm going to feel like scum I might as well enjoy it
Though i'd prefer to just shout into the night i'm not sure i could live with myself if i got too involved. I suppose writing somewhere I would never admit to writing all the things I would never admit to thinking is quite apt.
Either way this cost me 30 so I'm going to fucking enjoy it even if I am beginning to feel like a weird old man.
I might go on a one woman mission to just inflict myself upon this dark weird little corner of the universe where it is OKAY but is it really ok?
I think SG will become my rubbish dump for sexual weirdisms. Are you allowed to post erotica and shit here? I hope so. If i'm going to feel like scum I might as well enjoy it
Though i'd prefer to just shout into the night i'm not sure i could live with myself if i got too involved. I suppose writing somewhere I would never admit to writing all the things I would never admit to thinking is quite apt.
No shame in not being well house trained if this is the result