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fellonearth

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Saturday Apr 29, 2006

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Finally. (I just figured out how to post a new journal entry. I must have been lucky before...) Well, another end to a perfectly terrible week... On a good note, I made it out for another night-time excursion to Vail, only this time we went up the wrong "trail". Lots of time and energy wasted trying to ride up a sandy wash, I mean "trail". It was cool though, since I got to ride and there were some crazy "woops" and berms to coast through. -Side note on the "woops", they should be called whoops, as in whoops I just lost the trail... I had some vertigo issues for some reason and found the horizon and slope were always somewhere other than where I believed them to be. Crashing on a slalom-style descent when you think you're going along a level surface is really wierd. It happened to me a couple of times and I was really disoriented when I tried standing up straight, only to have gravity pull me forward instead of downward. I had one really good flight through the air and landed on my back with my bike in front of me, only facing the opposite direction... I had a really good laugh about that one. biggrin That's when I learned I had good "crashing mojo" from my riding buddy Psycho Dave. Apparently, that means that I go really big when I crash and I do it with major style (and laugh about it too). Funny, I only thought you got major "props" for crashing when you were in a Props video mag (For BMXers).

Well I managed to do it so far, I haven't been late a single day for fear of being canned. That doesn't mean I still want to work there. I'm really getting tired of my boss' shit... I really should just go and join the Foreign Legion and be done with it all. I'm sure I'd make a good "B" Team Leader...

Now for the crap. [Warning: excessive geekiness follows...]

Another (nearly) sleepless night... Last night I thought it would be really cool to integrate some new software into my laptop so I could easily manage files, contacts, etc. on my new mobile phone. After setting up the bluetooth port settings for the new program, I pressed the big, jolly, candy-like button... smile

And just about shit my pants. eeek My computer screen instantly ended all programs and exited the OS rather abruptly and I was slammed with "THE BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH" [echo, echo, echo] frown Yes, that's right, I'm royally fucked. In case you've been lucky enough to avoid seeing this terrible image, then you know it can mean virtual death sentance for your computer. These STOP instances are supposed to "prevent" a critical event from occuring, instead they just make you sick... After a reboot, I got a nice hanging Windows XP logo (taunting me) for eternity. The process for troubleshooting a "BSOD" is like opening Pandoras Box. First, you have to try to get the computer to repeat the message again (better have the antacid at the ready), so you can find out what the error hex decimal code was. Then you find out it could be any number of things that caused the failure to occur. A virus, failing hard drive (NOOOO!), failing memory, other failing hardware, a device setting, etc. etc. etc... You need a computer geek's geek to figure it out. I tried doing a windows repair, but the Windows CD won't re-install, much less locate the friggin' hard drive. Some RAID settings need to be adjusted and disabled in BIOS, so its off to tampering with things better left untampered... To make a long story a little less long, I spent the last two days (nights) trying to fix and repair. Worst case scenario, my computer is dying, best case scenario, my computer is sick... I guess I need a computer doctor/ wizard to patch it up. Well its late again and I'm ready to throw my computer out with the garbage, so I better get some sleep before I do it (that and I have to be at work in less than 6 hours - no rest for the weary, bleary-eyed slaves). Eric signing off from a surrogate computer. Over and out! #%@&!!!! mad OH MY GOD. I just figured it out. I just put an apple sticker on the caselid of my (windows) computer the night it died. Bill Gates put in a self-destruct mechanism that triggers when somone tries to switch to mac (but maybe that's not such a bad idea afterall...)
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fellonearth:
Amen to that... I think that Bush-Microsoft Inc. have infiltrated all the anti-establishmentary, civilly disobedient, conscientious objecting persons' computers. Through the process of fishing, tapping and recording, they have determined such individuals to be criminally subversive and unpatriotic. Deemed enemies of the state they must be silenced before they can corrupt and influence the minds of others through the use of commie-terrorist tactics like reason and discourse. The first step is to block all electronic transmissions by infecting the operating system (Microtrash) with a targeted virus (a devices unique MAC), rendering the computer completely inoperable after the infection has taken place. Before the computer displays the inevitable blue screen, the virus sends itself to all known associates and contacts known or believed to have communicated with the target. The next step is to limit their cellular and phone service so that calls will be missed or dropped, or have telemarketers calling constantly (regardless of the "do-not-call" list...) Soon you will be contacted by two men in white coats wielding a big butterfly net and a clean new coat with extra-long sleeves. You'll have yourself a oneway ticket to the funny farm where you will undergo electroshock "therapy" until you become a gibbering mess and confess against everything and everyone you love, and then finally admit your strong admiration, loyalty and yes, even love of our nations duly selected leader George W. Bush.

On a side note, ruddersteering! That's exactly it, with your ass on the tiller! (You're such a dirty sailor) ARRR!!! Lot's of whoa, whoop, whoa-oa-oa, YEAH! (If you make it all the way through that is). BTW, how's gas where you're at? Good thing you don't drive, it's becomming ridiculous with the prices. (But hey, a billionaire has got to eat, right?) About time to introduce hydro when gas prices continue to grow...

[Edited on May 01, 2006 1:31AM]
Apr 30, 2006
piratepete:
Gas is so expensive that it's not even worth fixing the Jeep right now because it will cost me more money to fill it up then it's really worth. Damn 1950's inefficiant designs eeek I honestly think that one trip to Lone Pine would cost me more money then it would cost to fix the Jeep right now. Last I looked (and since I don't buy gas don't quote me on this) gas was $3.25 a gallon for the (laugh) cheap stuff. At this rate I don't think that I will ever be able to afford to drive it again. frown Too bad since it's such a kick in the pants too. Maybe somewhere down the line I'll figure out a way to convert it to electricty and stick a Honda generator under the hood to keep the batteries charged.
Apr 30, 2006

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