Thanks for the sympathy on the roommate issues. I fantasize on a daily basis about living on my own. I am totally 100% broke right now, but I have sucked up my pride and gone to my parents about helping me finance a new place (First-last-and security deposit is a BITCH). Hopefully, living on my own will commence soon.
PS - no one is too old to have an identity crisis. Especially if it involves thinking you are a pirate.
PS - no one is too old to have an identity crisis. Especially if it involves thinking you are a pirate.