sometimes i work a fake name to strangers i meet. one of those names is mike fortune, based on a guy i met when i lived in austin who really had that name. a couple of weeks ago i got really loaded at work and had a go at some frat guy who was fucking w/ me and my friend and got barred from drinking...
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i believe that in the windows above the febo in that pic, some dutch champs are growing weed. blatantly. yea, amsterdam. good times.
gunshots outside and lame softcore on showtime. bad times.
fuck this flu. but one thing flu medicine is good for is sitting in one place for like an hour and a half, reading random peoples journals.
f
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gunshots outside and lame softcore on showtime. bad times.
fuck this flu. but one thing flu medicine is good for is sitting in one place for like an hour and a half, reading random peoples journals.
f
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freaky_tiki:
I have been fighting that flu too...been overdosing on vitamin C, about 4000mg a day. Seems to have helped. Hope you feel better soon! Oh yeah, swimming did help my funk I was in. I don't plan on waking up face down on the floor again anytime soon. 
freaky_tiki:
I have been fighting that flu too...been overdosing on vitamin C, about 4000mg a day. Seems to have helped. Hope you feel better soon! Oh yeah, swimming did help my funk I was in. I don't plan on waking up face down on the floor again anytime soon.
uggh. stupid fake ass flu. and i missed my dad's birthday by one day.
'dont rush me. i get paid by the hour.'
that's the cheap inscription on the lighter that i just chunked at total suckers out of jab's window.
sometimes mother fuckers need to shut up. seriously.l,
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jab says:
zis ess how vee do ziss german stilez
that's the cheap inscription on the lighter that i just chunked at total suckers out of jab's window.
sometimes mother fuckers need to shut up. seriously.l,
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jab says:
zis ess how vee do ziss german stilez
i am so high.
febo:
si senor
jab:
above is me under the wrong account. whaddup.
i feel bad for little canadian dummies who are desperately waiting for their puppy/kitten to come back home. really, i do. what the hell else would ya do in manitoba really? but i relish the fact that fat, old guys like me have the patience and the fortitude to not lash out and start a bunch of shit on a website.
got me fake tex?,...
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snakefeast:
Thanks Mike. That helped immensely. Esp. the SG stickers that ended up on that white limo. :::--~
jab:
sunday baby.
i am not looking at dinosaur tracks and making faces at giraffes and rhinos as planned. out of money, smokes, soda. dammit.
i think a trip to the hammock is in order.
so i have this dream right before my jurassic wake up call: i'm at target trying to exchange a faulty grill element. they don't want to do it. instead they just wanna give...
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i think a trip to the hammock is in order.
so i have this dream right before my jurassic wake up call: i'm at target trying to exchange a faulty grill element. they don't want to do it. instead they just wanna give...
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snakefeast:
Awesome. Thanks for the hookup!
-H
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assface:
i hope we can get sgdfw together!
-yeehaw
-yeehaw
sparkle rocks your ass like a motherfucking delta hurricane.
like you read about,
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like you read about,
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a good/bad friend of mine died last nite. just found out. they say his engine ended up in his trunk.
it's a bummer but he had it coming on his own terms.
here's to you, you fucking softball sub w/ stitches..
full o' reny,
t
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it's a bummer but he had it coming on his own terms.
here's to you, you fucking softball sub w/ stitches..
full o' reny,
t
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kick ass night rolling for me last night. 193. personal best w/out the use of spin tactics.
slept all day, ate tacos, reading boards and hoping all Louisiana team members are dry and safe.
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slept all day, ate tacos, reading boards and hoping all Louisiana team members are dry and safe.
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GODDAMMIT!!!
Clap your tits.