Well, FatDavid8 has just returned from his trip to Cancun and is still, unfortunately, referring to himself in the third person.
Pursuant to his prior entry: FatD's attempt while in Cancun to have sex with the dolphins was, shall we say, less than successful, but he did learn two things:
One, they likes the anal gangbangs with the whiteboys down in Mexican prisons just as much as they likes them up here in the Estados Unidos; and
Two, according to FatD's swollen anus-o: smaller man doesn't necessarily equal smaller penis-o.
Pursuant to his prior entry: FatD's attempt while in Cancun to have sex with the dolphins was, shall we say, less than successful, but he did learn two things:
One, they likes the anal gangbangs with the whiteboys down in Mexican prisons just as much as they likes them up here in the Estados Unidos; and
Two, according to FatD's swollen anus-o: smaller man doesn't necessarily equal smaller penis-o.
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fatdavid8 said:
To SarcasticMenace, for promising to eat me last.
Be careful what you wish for.
*sharpens teeth*