fatdavid8

hello

*runs up and smooches you while you're not looking*

You are still here!!

ummm HELLO!!

I'm sure we have a lot of getting used to to do when we move. Its only two states away as well, about 300 miles but I know its gonna be a change. Heck, its even a different time zone!

if you're interested in the young, religious type then i suggest you start a cult. you get to wear long flowing robes, sleep with your fellow cultists daughters and it's all fun and games until the ATF crashes your orgy amid a hail of bullets.

seriously though, keep at this dating caper. even if only to regale us with more stories like this.

your journal entries are always pure, unadulterated gold.

ouch. that car crash must have been painful, huh?

Ahha, that's great. You always have th most amusing journal entries. We never had an LED scrollig sign but we did have the one where you had to put the letters up. Our problem was that people would randomly steal the letters or they bought some and would change it around at night. You never quite knew what the sign was going to say the next day. Some changes were quite obvious, some were very subtle.

hahaha.

i really don't think i'm qualified to offer help on this one. sorry...

Ha! It was totally personalized just for you . Honest!

hey there. good to hear youre not letting bad shit get you down. its the mark of a good character.

hope things get better regardless.

Have a great Sunday!

I hope things are going well.

I don`t understand why so many people care where other people ınsert theır penises for fun and profıt...

please excuse the Turkısh keyboard there are lıke 3 i`s on thıs bloody thing. Here`s my favourıte İ

every year i take a bath in young ladies' blood hahaha that's how i manage to look so young

warning taken.
but you made me pee
a little when I read your vices

Thanks for the birthday wishes.

That would be cool. And what else are friends good for if not for causing all kinds of nonsense in your life.

You are so right about the Vegas buffet. Igo there enough times a year to know. My advice is to eat well, not cheap, but well in Vegas. It's the City of Sin and one of my favorite sins is gluttony, but please, a motherfucker's gotta have some taste. ya know? Besides, if I'm throwin' up, it's not because of bad food. It's because I was not thrown out of the bar when I started buying rounds of shots for strangers 'cause my friends got scared and left without me... Have I shared to much?

BTW I love checking up on you, your entries alway give me joy and chuckles. I hope you, the wife and the cats are well.

P.S. Do you have children? plants? fish? toys that you talk to? Am I leaving anyone out?

ha ha ha. you're old. OLD!

anywho, i changed the form of the earl grey poem into i prose poem because i didn't really like any of the line breaks. the class really liked it (form and all) as did my prof. (the images and such but not the form) and on a paper she returned she said she thinks i have real promise as a writer, that she likes my "narrative voice" and style, and that she thinks i should persue a writing career...
did i ever mention that my depression distorts my sense of reality? because it does. sometimes it does a lot.

anywho, here's my score for that test. i think the results are pretty accurate....
Paranoid |||||||||||||||||| 74% 49%
Schizoid |||||||||||||||| 70% 53%
Schizotypal |||||||||||||||| 70% 53%
Antisocial |||||||||| 38% 47%
Borderline |||||||||||||||||||| 82% 47%
Histrionic |||||| 26% 43%
Narcissistic |||||||||| 34% 41%
Avoidant |||||||||||| 46% 39%
Dependent |||||| 26% 37%
Obsessive-Compulsive |||| 14% 40%

Thanks for responding positively to my "Wanna be friends?" request.

yeah, but he's the only one i've got...