fancier:
crap, more
fancier:
I am in love with them
I have a job interview tomorrow. I hate dressing nice. I hate being asked ridiculous things like, "Tell me about a time when you were loyal to your employer." How about the 7892 times when I didn't burn the fucking office building down to the goddamn ground?
Right this instant there are tiny white butterflies outside of my window. That just put me in a...
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bileductslut:
butterflies are for homos!
bileductslut:
and where is my shit at!?
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zac:
i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you.
i'm not even sure of who you might really be, but i love you. i dram of the day i can finally smell what you smell like. your voice on the phone does enough to kill me. you happy makes me happy.
love love love.
i'm not even sure of who you might really be, but i love you. i dram of the day i can finally smell what you smell like. your voice on the phone does enough to kill me. you happy makes me happy.
love love love.
menotyou:
Whooo!
Birthday spankings just might be in order.
Birthday spankings just might be in order.
supremepizzaman:
Cool!
fancier:
this too, is not me
fancier:
this is not me
I wore my red hoodie to Target yesterday and naturally everyone thought I worked there. Eventually I started answering questions since I do, in fact, know where everything is. Garbage bags are 2 isles past the diapers- in between laundry detergent and cleaning supplies. Don't wear red to Target.
Winning the lottery and dying the next day, 10,000 spoons when all you need is a...
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Winning the lottery and dying the next day, 10,000 spoons when all you need is a...
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mr_peen:
wow, this journal entry is probably one of the best ones i have read. i am sorry to hear the you are heartbroken, but just from readin it doesnt sound like he deserved a chance with you to begin with.
as far as lonely and sleepless goes, at least you will have lots of nice knitted blankets and sweaters and toliet paper cover things. you should put him on the tv show cheaters, so everyone knows he is total ass.
as far as lonely and sleepless goes, at least you will have lots of nice knitted blankets and sweaters and toliet paper cover things. you should put him on the tv show cheaters, so everyone knows he is total ass.
peerced:
i can promise you one thing...it will be a sad day for many men if you do in fact end up living alone with your cats.
you are stunning!!and you should not feel too bad,if hes cheating...you deserve better! fuck him!
you are stunning!!and you should not feel too bad,if hes cheating...you deserve better! fuck him!
Hi. I am sick. So yea.
I want it to fucking snow already.
That's about all I can come up with right now.
Thrilling
I want it to fucking snow already.
That's about all I can come up with right now.
Thrilling
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doll:
*giggle*
zac:
what kind of superpowers do you have? i didn't know people could share superpowers, i mean, besides "i'm sharing my powers with the world" sort of bullshit. that kind of sharing, though i would appreciate the gesture, yeah, that stuff's crap.
i hope you're not sick anymore. i'm sick right now, if it's any consolation.
reprazent.
i hope you're not sick anymore. i'm sick right now, if it's any consolation.
reprazent.
Tea is so delicious. I'm going to be late for work because I can't get up and get dressed.
I'm not good at journals- I never know what to say...
I am getting a dog sometime soon- I swear! I already bought some heart shaped food and water dishes. I'm a little ahead of myself, but they were too cute. I miss the snow.
They...
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I'm not good at journals- I never know what to say...
I am getting a dog sometime soon- I swear! I already bought some heart shaped food and water dishes. I'm a little ahead of myself, but they were too cute. I miss the snow.
They...
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vutek:
p.s. how is the no soda thing going?
lunna:
Hi sweetie. Yes, the boy I am seeing is millions of miles away too. So, do you know a name for the dog yet..or going to wait till you get one?
i love a boy.
he gives me butterflies.
i've been meaning to get up and make soup for the past 5 hours. literally.
i am going to the pound next week and adopting a dog. something scroungy and pathetic. something no one else wants. and i am going to spoil it and put a bow in its hair.
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mike11:
Why is all ketchup called fancy? 
Why are there 10 buns per package but only 8 hot dogs?
Why are there 10 buns per package but only 8 hot dogs? 
pissed:
did you get your puppy??? I saw the cutest dalmation up for adoption in the Seattle Times today! I would get one too except my 
's would eat him for breakfast 
's would eat him for breakfast