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How can you not love a face like that???

Listening to the New Pornographers always makes me smile. . . :-)

The doggies had another fight last night. They knocker over the leg lamp and both of them got a little bloodied up. Scary shit, lemme tell ya. They've been especially sweet today. They know I'm upset with them.

I need to go workout, but I'll leave you with a nice little survey:

1. Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
Closed.

2. Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?
Ew. No.

3. Have you ever had sex in a hotel room?
Well. . .

4. Have you ever stolen a street sign before?
Nope.

5. Do you like to use post-it notes?
Addicted. You should see the books I use in my research.

6. Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?
haha. . . And they stay magnetted to the fridge until they turn yellow.

7. Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?
Oh god. . . Um. If there's a pond nearby, I'll go with the bees. And bears wouldn't attack me. The can smell my animal-loving hippiness.

8. Are you currently in love?
N to the O!

9. Do you always smile for pictures?
Seldom. Looks corny and fake and posed. (Even when I'm posing. . .)

10. What is your biggest pet peeve?
When people talk on their cellphones in restaurants. I'm not gonna serve your rude ass if you pull that shit.

11. Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?
In. And the doggies on top of the blankets.

12. Do you ever count your steps when you walk?
OCD much? I sometimes count steps to time my breath when I'm jogging.

13. Have you ever peed in the woods?
Well, hell yeah!

14. Do you ever dance even if there's no music playing?
Dude. . . Have you never seen me bust a move?

15. Do you chew your pens and pencils?
Gross.

16. How many people have you slept with this week?
I've slept with two different slobbery doggies in my bed. They're a lot like people.

17. Do you like popcorn from those big tins?
Mm. . . It's not as good as the freshly popped stuff, but I'll scarf it!

18. What is your "Song of the week"?
I keep singing a stupid Mamas and Papas song because one of my SG friends has the words on his profile. Damnit, it's annoying.

19. Is it okay for guys to wear pink?
Any pastel on any guy is offensive. I don't even like pasels on chicks. Pastel is for old people in Florida, and houses in Mexico.

20. Do you still watch cartoons?
Are ya kiddin'?


21. Whats your favorite scary movie?
Snow Dogs.

22. Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?
The bank, dumbass. Interest. Duh.

23. What do you drink with dinner?
Water. . .

24. What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
I like my nuggets still on the chicken.

25. What is your favorite food/ cuisine?
Asking a fat kid her favorite food is like asking a hilbilly his favorite racial epithet. . . But I'm gonna lean toward sushi today. Yum. Inari and some wasabi. . . *bliss* Indian is good too. And Mediterranean/Greek. . . Oh man. . .

26. What movies could you watch over and over and still love?
Blues Brothers, The NeverEnding Story, Pi. How's that for a random selection?

27. Last person you kissed/kissed you?
Fight.

28. Were you ever a boy/girl scout?
Damn yeah. I can still make a killer dinner over a campfire. Gimme the aluminum foil!

29. Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?
Uh. . .

30. When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?
I wrote my Matt (he's in Iraq) a while ago. We're all email now, though.

31. Can you change the oil on a car?
There's a reason some people think I'm a lesbian. . .

32. Ever gotten a speeding ticket?
. . . And how. Fuck West Chester. Fuck it hard.

33. Ran out of gas?
I was driving my dad's nasty old pick-up truck for a week and was on my way to school and ran out of gas and hitched a ride with some guy in an even nastier pick-up truck.

34. Favorite kind of sandwich?:
Oreo?

35. Best thing to eat for breakfast?
Half cup of multi-grain hot cereal, two strips of Smart Bacon, soy yogurt and a nanner.

36. What is your usual bedtime?
Between 11pm and 3:30am. I have sleeping problems. I need some of that stuff that makes Kennedies crash their cars. Ambien?

37. Are you lazy?
I hate it. I have nothing to do and I get tired of cleaning. It makes up for the rest of the time when I'm working 40+ hours and/or studying or in school the rest of the time.

38. When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for halloween?
Ballerina, ballerina, cat, cat, vampire, witch, vampire, ghost. . . I have always love playing dress-up. Last year, a trick-or-treater told me I looked like a super model. . . hahahahahaha

40. How many languages can you speak?
One, et une petit peu de Francais.

41. Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
The New Yorker. . . mmmmmmmm. . . I want the National Geographic. And not just for the jungle titties.

42..Which are better legos or lincoln logs?
Lincoln Logs suck, dude.

43. Are you stubborn?
Again, are ya kiddin'? But if you think I'm bad, you should meet my grampa!

44. Who is better...Leno or Letterman?
I'm usually at work or have much better things to do. And that should be a colon, not an ellipsis.

45. Ever watch soap operas?
I prefer Sesame Street.

46. Afraid of heights?
Nah. Unless it's SNAKES ON A PLANE! OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!

47. Sing in the car?
Oh, hell yeah.

48. Dance in the shower?
Everywhere!

49. Dance in the car?
THe head-bob suffices. I'm a safe driver.

50. Ever used a gun?
Several kinds and several times.

51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
Saturday. Not necessarily a portrait kinda thing, but we accidentally got an amazing portrait that's gonna make my daddy cry! :-)

52. Do you think musicals are cheesy?
Oh gag. . . And I've been in some!

53. Is christmas stressful?
hahaha. . . Come to my dad's family Christmas sometime.

54. Ever eat a pierogie?
Probably.

55. Favorite type of fruit pie?
Apple! (Espesh at 3am at Perkins!!!)

56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
Nun. I'm so not even kidding.

57. Do you believe in ghosts?
Dunno.

58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
A few times.

59. Take a vitamin daily?
Thrice daily, actually. Keeps the nutrient levels more steady.

60. Wear slippers?
Pretty pink velvet slippers with beads embroidered on them. Like an Indian (dots, not feathers) princess.

61. Wear a bath robe?
I have a black and red silk robe from Bangkok with a dragon embroidered on the back and little flowers on the inside. It acts as a curtain. I also have a yellow silk robe that I throw on when I'm naked (more often than you want to think) and someone shows up at the house.

62. What do you wear to bed?
Cocoa butter. ;-)

63. First concert?
Other than local stuff, Throwdown.

64. Walmant , Target, or K-Mart?
TARGET!

65. Nike or Adidas?
Adidas. "THe Nike swoosh is just a whip in mid-swing." --Sage Francis

66. Cheetos Or Fritos?
Too much sodium.

67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
Peanuts in the shell, like you get at baseball games!

68. Ever hear of, "gorp"?

Is that a character on Star Trek?

69. Ever take dance lessons?
Yeeeup.

70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
I have so many smart-ass responses to that question. . .

71. Can you curl your tongue?
Double!

72. Ever won a spelling bee?
Dude, I misspelled "car" in fourth grade.

73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
Yes.

74. Own any record albums?
I did once, but now it seems like extra, unneeded clutter.

75. Own a record player?
Nope.

where did the questions go???
(Someone doesn't like Philly. . . )


77. Ever been in love?
Hell no.

78. Who would you like to see in concert?
Elvis Costello.

79. What was your last concert you saw?
I don't even remember. I think it was a New Breed art show at Elbo's.

80.Hot tea or cold tea?

Hot

81.Tea or coffee?
Depends

82.Favorite kind of cookie?
Peanut butter!!!

83.Can you swim well?
I swam competively for many years.

84.Can you hold your breath w/o manually holding your nose?
Am I three years old? Duh.

85. Are you patient?
Are ya kiddin'?

86. DJ or band, at a wedding?
Yech. DJ, I guess.

87. Ever won a contest?
Yes.

88. Ever have plastic surgery?
HELLLLL no.

89. Which are better black or green olives?
Purple!

90. Can you knit or crochet?
I want to learn to knit soooooo bad!

91. Best room for a fireplace?
Livingroom.

92. Do you want to get married?
Nope.

93. How many children do you want?
If I ever get to that point in my life (ha!), I want to adopt Mandarin twins. hahahaha.

94. Who was your HS crush?
He tried to kill himself right out of high school.

95. Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?
No.

96. Do you have kids?
Dear god, no!

97. Do you want kids?
Not any time in the next ten years.

98. Whats your favorite color?
White, black, turquoise, bright pink.

99. Do you miss anyone right now?
I just want him to be safe and come home.

100. Who do you wanna see right now?
The check-presenting guy from Publisher's Clearing House!




You can totally answer part or all of that as the question of the day!