eyeballkid

So, some things of interest have been going on...
Fights with relatives, I bought some, ummm, things which I can't really talk about, but oh God, I'm excited about them. No, not drugs, I've never done a drug in my life. Really. And, I got back together with my ex Beth. She has after all put up with all my drunken ramblings, and madness. For...
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The cops were running my street last night. My best friend Germ and my brother had just gotten back from commiting numerous nameless federal offenses when they pulled up to atleast 20+ cop cars roaming my block, most in the yard of my neighbors. But they weren't there for them. I still don't know what happened but for that much heat it had to be...
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When I was going up the stairs
I met a man that wasn't there
He wasn't there again today
I wish, I wish, He'd go away...

Alright. "I" isn't the most popular word in America for nuthin'. People LOVE to talk about themselves. Not excluding MYself. I am probably the biggest egomaniac on this site. So, for you, but mainly for ME, here are little...
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I'm leavin' my family, I'm leavin' all my friends,
My body's at home, but my heart's in the wind,
Where the clouds are like headlines,
On a new front page sky,
My tears are saltwater, and the moons full and high,
I know Martin Eden's gonna be proud of me now,
Many before me have been called by the sea,
To be up in the...
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Allright, Im' back. Let me first say that I just had the best time I've had in a LONG LONG time. The whole four days, not one single bad thing happened, everybody was slap happy, and I'm talking about all the 300+ people at the campsite, and every night was like a HUGE white trash block party. Here are some highlights.

Friday. I show up,...
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Wow, that's the most replys I've ever gotten. I must certainly be a stud. Heh. Anyway. I am off to Indiana for four days to go camping with my friend Allen (Heroin Bob) and his redneck family. I can't fuckin' wait! Nothing but drinking, grilling out, pool (the campsite is totally decked out) hot chicks, and ummm, drinking. Just to let you guys know what...
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I am exceptionally drunk. Here's my story.
I show up at a party dressed in blue jeans, a button down plaid shirt (only top button buttoned) a red bandana (knot in the front) and huge aviator glasses. I'm greeted at the door by Germ's cat, Famine. I kiss him on the nose and move on to the kitchen, looking for something to mix with my...
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Aight people, My computer has a virus so I'll be somewhat lacking in my suicide girl duties. But I'll try my best.

The good news is I downloaded a shit load of new pictures for all you lovely ladies.

OK! I'm off to get drunk. Yes, again. So what.

Who else out there loves heavenlystranger?

So, about that dead body. Like I already told Stacie, when he, a trucker, died outside my office he crashed into a dumpster, which was the only thing between him and me. When he died, from a heart attack, he slumped over, knocking the truck out of gear, which is in itself, the only thing that stopped him from crashing his semi into my office...
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Someone else died at work today. I found the body.
I don't want to get into details, because it just happened an hour or two ago, and hasn't hit the papers yet, therefore, I'm risking termination and/or a lawsuit, as I already know other employees to be members of this site. But, i am in a very odd mood now. Kinda numb kinda disturbed. I...
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