eyeballkid

Wow, that's the most replys I've ever gotten. I must certainly be a stud. Heh. Anyway. I am off to Indiana for four days to go camping with my friend Allen (Heroin Bob) and his redneck family. I can't fuckin' wait! Nothing but drinking, grilling out, pool (the campsite is totally decked out) hot chicks, and ummm, drinking. Just to let you guys know what is in store, here is what I have packed:
1 gallon vodka
1 bottle Old Crow
1 bottle Boones Farm Strawberry Hill Wine
1 box of Al Capone cigars
2 boxes M-80s
1 box of condoms
1 pad of paper (I am a writer after all)
2 pens
1 can off OFF! (mosquitos scare the hell outta me)
and some clothes. Including my ACDC wristband.
So, I'll be back soon with some mighty interesting stories, I'm sure. But for now, I'm watching Naked Lunch and hittin' that Old Crow like it's goin' outta style! I'll miss you all. (As well as any and all signs of modern civilization. I.E. T.V., Tom Waits, and electric lights.) Peace and chicken grease!

Did I mention that once I was fucking during This is Spinal Tap, and when the dude said "What would I do if I couldn't be a rockstar? I'd be a full-time dreamer." I burst into maniacal laughter and came at the same time. The girl must have thought she was hot stuff, cause she wen't and told all her friends about it all proud like. What I'm trying to say is, ummm, I don't know. But if you haven't seen This is Spinal Tap yet, YOU ARE A FOOL! MWA HA HA HA HA HA!