When I was going up the stairs
I met a man that wasn't there
He wasn't there again today
I wish, I wish, He'd go away...
Alright. "I" isn't the most popular word in America for nuthin'. People LOVE to talk about themselves. Not excluding MYself. I am probably the biggest egomaniac on this site. So, for you, but mainly for ME, here are little...
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I met a man that wasn't there
He wasn't there again today
I wish, I wish, He'd go away...
Alright. "I" isn't the most popular word in America for nuthin'. People LOVE to talk about themselves. Not excluding MYself. I am probably the biggest egomaniac on this site. So, for you, but mainly for ME, here are little...
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I'm leavin' my family, I'm leavin' all my friends,
My body's at home, but my heart's in the wind,
Where the clouds are like headlines,
On a new front page sky,
My tears are saltwater, and the moons full and high,
I know Martin Eden's gonna be proud of me now,
Many before me have been called by the sea,
To be up in the...
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My body's at home, but my heart's in the wind,
Where the clouds are like headlines,
On a new front page sky,
My tears are saltwater, and the moons full and high,
I know Martin Eden's gonna be proud of me now,
Many before me have been called by the sea,
To be up in the...
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stacie:
We have a lot in common my friend.. a lot 
And no big boys in florida or in any surronding state. It is a damn shame.
And no big boys in florida or in any surronding state. It is a damn shame.
stacie:
BTW.. like the new profile pic 
Allright, Im' back. Let me first say that I just had the best time I've had in a LONG LONG time. The whole four days, not one single bad thing happened, everybody was slap happy, and I'm talking about all the 300+ people at the campsite, and every night was like a HUGE white trash block party. Here are some highlights.
Friday. I show up,...
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clara:
Oh my. You do live the good life. And no, I didn't eat it.
pureblu12225:
all in one weekend huh sheesh 
Wow, that's the most replys I've ever gotten. I must certainly be a stud. Heh. Anyway. I am off to Indiana for four days to go camping with my friend Allen (Heroin Bob) and his redneck family. I can't fuckin' wait! Nothing but drinking, grilling out, pool (the campsite is totally decked out) hot chicks, and ummm, drinking. Just to let you guys know what...
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redcrayon:
! with all that packed you definately WON"T get bored... good luck!
-redcrayonkelly
! with all that packed you definately WON"T get bored... good luck!
-redcrayonkelly
imbleeding:
If yer going to see rednecks then youll definitely need some Boones Farm. Have fun.
I love yer white trash pic.
I love yer white trash pic.
I am exceptionally drunk. Here's my story.
I show up at a party dressed in blue jeans, a button down plaid shirt (only top button buttoned) a red bandana (knot in the front) and huge aviator glasses. I'm greeted at the door by Germ's cat, Famine. I kiss him on the nose and move on to the kitchen, looking for something to mix with my...
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I show up at a party dressed in blue jeans, a button down plaid shirt (only top button buttoned) a red bandana (knot in the front) and huge aviator glasses. I'm greeted at the door by Germ's cat, Famine. I kiss him on the nose and move on to the kitchen, looking for something to mix with my...
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pureblu12225:
sounds like a grand one ...I need more of those
redcrayon:
i... am... so... jealous....
Aight people, My computer has a virus so I'll be somewhat lacking in my suicide girl duties. But I'll try my best.
The good news is I downloaded a shit load of new pictures for all you lovely ladies.
OK! I'm off to get drunk. Yes, again. So what.
Who else out there loves heavenlystranger?
The good news is I downloaded a shit load of new pictures for all you lovely ladies.
OK! I'm off to get drunk. Yes, again. So what.
Who else out there loves heavenlystranger?
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alexis:
Yay pictures!!!
Nobody should EVER let me near their cock and balls with fire, unless they expect an accident to happen.
xoxo Alexis
Nobody should EVER let me near their cock and balls with fire, unless they expect an accident to happen.
xoxo Alexis
alexis:
Yay pictures!!!
Nobody should EVER let me near their cock and balls with fire, unless they expect an accident to happen.
xoxo Alexis
Nobody should EVER let me near their cock and balls with fire, unless they expect an accident to happen.
xoxo Alexis
So, about that dead body. Like I already told Stacie, when he, a trucker, died outside my office he crashed into a dumpster, which was the only thing between him and me. When he died, from a heart attack, he slumped over, knocking the truck out of gear, which is in itself, the only thing that stopped him from crashing his semi into my office...
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joscelyne:
I'm not still drunk, but it's a good thing because the joss has a very weak liver
heavenlystranger:
it's funny that you think that your writing is too descriptive, whereas i sometimes feel that mine is not enough. thanks for the compliment.
h.s.
h.s.
Someone else died at work today. I found the body.
I don't want to get into details, because it just happened an hour or two ago, and hasn't hit the papers yet, therefore, I'm risking termination and/or a lawsuit, as I already know other employees to be members of this site. But, i am in a very odd mood now. Kinda numb kinda disturbed. I...
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I don't want to get into details, because it just happened an hour or two ago, and hasn't hit the papers yet, therefore, I'm risking termination and/or a lawsuit, as I already know other employees to be members of this site. But, i am in a very odd mood now. Kinda numb kinda disturbed. I...
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yawf:
i wanted to write something uplifting
but it's just not coming, that sucks man!
i'll meet you at the void once they open back up!
until then,
-the hippy/punk chick
but it's just not coming, that sucks man!
i'll meet you at the void once they open back up!
until then,
-the hippy/punk chick
stacie:
what in the hell do they do there that makes people dead???!!!!
After we fucked, I had a bright idea. "Let's go ghost hunting before I take you home." "Where?" Beth said. "Not out to that Slaughterhouse." "Nah." "I ain't going out there Matt." So when we got there, she was pissed. "Fine, let's go." So I began fucking with her. "I got a bad fealing. Roll your window up. Lock your door. I got a real...
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bombshellbetty:
Ooh, I wanna see a card trick!
alisa:
how can you say that entry sucked??? that was most entertaining. thanks for stopping by my journal a couple of times.
i've been soooo bad at journal hopping lately. but i'm taking care of all that tonight.
much love and you have to go to the big pink house party next month...you just have to..you guys have no choice.
i've been soooo bad at journal hopping lately. but i'm taking care of all that tonight.
much love and you have to go to the big pink house party next month...you just have to..you guys have no choice.
Well ,enough whining. Thanks for the encouraging words all you lovely ladies. Eyeballkid loves ya! I'm off to a party tonight at my brother's. Got my stetson, my pointy shoes and a bottle of cheap vodka. I'm running that party. So, my cat Pestilence broke a $300.00 statue of a roman gladiator I had on my coffee table. I was exceptionaly pissed. Still am, but...
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fuji:
when i was in second grade i almost got suspended for sexually harassing some dude. i wrote a "dirty" letter to him, saying it was from some other ho in the class. it was excellent.
eyeballkid:
HOLY FUCK! THEY FINALLY CAME OUT WITH A NIGHTSTALKER MOVIE. RENT IT, BUY IT, LIVE IT! i'm watching it now. My idol.
ANYONE WHO SAYS THEY DON'T WANT THE AMERICAN DREAM IS A FUCKING LIAR! Oh, you disagree shitface? So what do you want outta life? I DON'T KNOW, BUT I DON'T NEED MONEY AND A LITTLE MRS. TO KEEP ME HAPPY? Oh, really? Happy on your own are ya? Fine. Go ahead and keep pushin' that envelope, fighting a system that doesn't even know your name....
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obsidian_:
I just don't think he'll understand...for if you tell my heart my achy breaky heart he might blow up and kill this clan? wooooooooooo
oh yeah i had the oppertunity in junior high to be in the video.....thank goodness i declined...my friends all are in it with big and poofy hair.....the best going to a theme park years later and sitting in the eating hall where they show videos and it comes on...and they have to relive their horrible junior high exsistence
oh yeah i had the oppertunity in junior high to be in the video.....thank goodness i declined...my friends all are in it with big and poofy hair.....the best going to a theme park years later and sitting in the eating hall where they show videos and it comes on...and they have to relive their horrible junior high exsistence
eyeballkid:
Pestilence just broke a $200.00 statue I had on my coffee table. That's what happened to the last cat. I'm quite mad.
So here was my bright idea. (See past journal entry to understand what the hell I'm talking about.) A few nights ago, I got an idea in my head that it would be wonderfully ingenious to get incredibly trashed and go on a barrage of journal commenting, in which I would write as many people as I possibly could before passing out. The most important...
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alexis:
I got your package it rules!!!! Ever I ever meet you, I will promptly start making out with you on the spot.
xoxo Alexis
xoxo Alexis
sylvie:
poot.... i'm a hot girl...
I live about an hour from there.