Is there anything more disapointing then not having experienced anything worthwhile in 4 days to talk about? Actually, I'm sure there is. Plenty of horribly disapointing and depressing things that would make even the most self-proclaimed emotionally tough individuals weep uncontrollable tears of sorrow and misery at the shear mention of such disapointment.
However in the present-time and immediate not-at-all distant future existing in the...
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Have you ever felt lonely but simultaneously content with being alone? I'm there right now. Having two totally contradictory feelings running through my head at the same time is definately fucking irritating.
If it weren't so damn humid outside, it'd be a great peaceful night to just sit outside, but no, its humid like some sauna of discomfort... or something. I can't even come up...
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If it weren't so damn humid outside, it'd be a great peaceful night to just sit outside, but no, its humid like some sauna of discomfort... or something. I can't even come up...
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deanna:
you have a great attitude


sarahg:
I'm going to get drunk today. I'll do it for you.

So... I'm sitting here in the dark lit only by the glow of my aluminum baby, checking out whatever be interesting to mine self, and I see this little white fluff-ish thing kinda swaying in front of my eye. I'm thinking its just some fluff or dirt or something inanimate, right?
I brush it away, but get the feeling I should turn on the light....
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I brush it away, but get the feeling I should turn on the light....
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exquisite:
How can this be? Thwarted! Whatever shall I do with my life now?
I suppose, even though you figured out my plot, you can be in on the frolicking. That is, if you give me a Juicy Gel.
I suppose, even though you figured out my plot, you can be in on the frolicking. That is, if you give me a Juicy Gel.

exquisite:
Those worms intrigue me. Apparently it doesn't take much to intrigue me these days.
That was not a secret! You got my hopes up. I was expecting something good. Don't get me wrong, it's not that I don't appreciate good ol' Sting and the Police. But they're really no secret.
I'm trying to remember what else you wrote, but my mind is drawing a complete blank. It seems to be doing that a lot today.

That was not a secret! You got my hopes up. I was expecting something good. Don't get me wrong, it's not that I don't appreciate good ol' Sting and the Police. But they're really no secret.
I'm trying to remember what else you wrote, but my mind is drawing a complete blank. It seems to be doing that a lot today.
The heat continued to beat mercilessly upon my poor room this weekend, but fortunately I outsmarted the bastard and wasn't in my room most of the weekend! I was at work with insane a/c! Who's suffering now, eh heat? Wait, wait, better not answer that.
So another weekend passes, and I couldn't even afford some beer. I think I'll splurge tomorrow and pick up something...
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So another weekend passes, and I couldn't even afford some beer. I think I'll splurge tomorrow and pick up something...
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exquisite:
1. Don't poke the bear.
2. Don't taunt the heat.
Two simple rules in life. You've already broken one. So don't poke the bear or you're screwed.
Well, I guess you could poke it... just make sure you can run fast, or it's in a cage, or some other containment unit.
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2. Don't taunt the heat.
Two simple rules in life. You've already broken one. So don't poke the bear or you're screwed.
Well, I guess you could poke it... just make sure you can run fast, or it's in a cage, or some other containment unit.
[Edited on Jul 11, 2005 7:20PM]
It is incredibly warm in my room right now. Obviously, some of this insane heat is as a result of my incredible hotness. I know, its like man, how do I do it? Damn. The rest of the heat though, is due to a lack of any sufficient a/c. Even with it cranked, I get nothing. I open my window, I get nothing. Nothing all...
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gremlinz:
i want brains
exquisite:
Bowie! That certainly tramples J. Englishman I must say. Blindsided by Bowie... I would never have seen it coming.
I sympathize with the heat situation... it's not even 5:30 a.m. and the temperature is 25'C, with the humidex at 36. I'm afraid I may melt today.
I sympathize with the heat situation... it's not even 5:30 a.m. and the temperature is 25'C, with the humidex at 36. I'm afraid I may melt today.
I went to the casino! Slots! I lost only $20! I got a free Pepsi! No charge!
Nothing says excitement like chain smokers, old ladies playing 2-3 machines simultaneously, and Elvis slots. Damn, if thats not living, its probably near death.
You many continue about your comparitively less exciting lives.
Nothing says excitement like chain smokers, old ladies playing 2-3 machines simultaneously, and Elvis slots. Damn, if thats not living, its probably near death.
You many continue about your comparitively less exciting lives.
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exquisite:
Thanks for the pants opinion. Don't be getting any ideas of buying them though.. I'm sure my ass needs them much more than yours does. My ass needs all the help it can get!
How goes your ever exciting life?
By the way, thanks for making me laugh with the skeleton comments - job well done!
How goes your ever exciting life?
By the way, thanks for making me laugh with the skeleton comments - job well done!

exquisite:
I don't think people should ever promise that things won't get out of hand... getting out of hand is the best part.
After typing that my mind started to wander, and I've totally lost my train of thought. Whoops.

After typing that my mind started to wander, and I've totally lost my train of thought. Whoops.
exquisite:
Are you the one who stole my parrot?
exquisite:
Naked pirate. Peg leg. Oh my. That causes thoughts I never thought I'd have.
And I like it.
My parrot is a traitor!
And I like it.
My parrot is a traitor!
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exquisite:
I was going to attempt to reply to your comment, but I'm at a loss for words... Good work!
exquisite:
The bite was technically on purpose... I bit my lip while making a face at a friend of mine. Guess I bit down harder than I thought.
I've now developed a fondness for biting the spot... I just can't resist.
As for being sado-masochistic, wouldn't you agree that everyone is sado-masochistic, or alternately masochistic, to some extent?
I've now developed a fondness for biting the spot... I just can't resist.
As for being sado-masochistic, wouldn't you agree that everyone is sado-masochistic, or alternately masochistic, to some extent?

Guess who got a brand spankin' new 17" G4 Powerbook...
Me
Me

exquisite:
Sounds like a great convocation.
I agree with the idea of everyone having to work in a service type job. I think more people would think twice about shitting on someone who has no connection to whatever it is they're mad about. I guess the drama I get from people comes with the job though... Family law. Emotions. Insanity. I think that's why I actually love my job!
P.S.
I envy your computer. Very, very much.
Wanna trade?

I agree with the idea of everyone having to work in a service type job. I think more people would think twice about shitting on someone who has no connection to whatever it is they're mad about. I guess the drama I get from people comes with the job though... Family law. Emotions. Insanity. I think that's why I actually love my job!
P.S.
I envy your computer. Very, very much.
Wanna trade?
NXNE was humptastic.
My two favourites were a punk band from Tokyo called The Spunks. Loud banter in stereotypical Japanese accents ("Yes, we have-a small penis! But size doesn't matter!"), window humping, pole humping, and high fives. Wow, thats entertainment.
I also really liked Kuma from Seattle. You can't go wrong with a failsafe like really short shorts. The music turned out to be...
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My two favourites were a punk band from Tokyo called The Spunks. Loud banter in stereotypical Japanese accents ("Yes, we have-a small penis! But size doesn't matter!"), window humping, pole humping, and high fives. Wow, thats entertainment.
I also really liked Kuma from Seattle. You can't go wrong with a failsafe like really short shorts. The music turned out to be...
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exquisite:
Procrastination is a way of life! How was your convocation?
And also, I don't think I've experienced anything worth talking about in the last 3 weeks. We should start a club.
My stomach is doing much better actually. But when can I get this lesson on sweet talking? I have a feeling I'll be needing it in the future... my stomach gets to be pretty cranky sometimes.
I suppose the stagette wasn't too bad of a way to spend a Friday. Except that the majority of the night I was handcuffed to a chair. Where the handcuffs came from, I may never know... but the long and short of the story though, is that my friend thought it would be funny to fasten the cuffs to the chair, then to my wrist... she failed to ensure that keys were present however. Good thing I'm the next Houdini or something.
Hope you enjoyed my rambling.
[Edited on Jul 23, 2005 5:11PM]