Ugh. I can't believe I took the time to write an article about how cell phones make you drive like an old person only to realize someone had already posted it. That's a kick in the teeth. Oh well.
Photo spread begins in the afternoon. That's why I'm up at one in the morning. The photographer should look sleepless and hung over, possibly even angry.... Read More
Someone in the UK got fined for driving with an apple in their hand, the local paper wrote an article on it and icluded a picture of her. Next day there's loads of requests for a date with her in the letter section...
Ok, slightly off topic but related to the phone and driving
I LOVE cheese. My doctor told me I'm not supposed to eat as much of it as I used to, because of my cholesterol. But I still eat quite a bit of it. ^___^
I'm gonna be honest here. I respect the hell out of a woman who can break another woman's jaw with her BARE hands. Like some kind of damn jaw breaking machine programmed for destruction...of jaws. I mean, I've been in a metric shit-ton of fist fights but I've never broken anybody's jaw bone before. A few pairs of glasses and some noses; sure, but never... Read More
I almost broke a girls jaw once. At a ten car pile up show. This girl started talking shit because I was talking to her boyfriend, who happened to be a good friend of mine. She hit me, which wasn't really a hit at all it was more of a slap on the arm, and I ended up punching her and getting her right in the jaw.
So yes...now that I've bored you with my little story..
I want an MP3 player badly. But I am broke. And I mean really broke.
I'm hoping that they will give me lots of pills before hand. And of course they will give me nitrous oxide. I'll be pretty screwed up. I'm going to have to settle for that.