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mistressmissy:
im hungry
bring me food
and come visit me at staples on 28th by 96th
i get bored.
ryan_dipietro:
Old Metallica is the shit.
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crim:
If you still have any Oinks invites, my email is crimsson@gmail.com
fenchurch:
Well shit, that's actually an excellent reason. I mean, you know, it's a shitty reason, but an outrageously valid one.
Anyway you didn't miss much, the whole trip sucked. I got hit on the head with an anvil and then everyone else got blowed up with a bunch of dynamite that looked like candles.
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smuffy:
I already know you're filthy.

but how did you get rich?

it's hot here too, dog.

I'm doing ok. going to the beach, working on my tan and busy getting ready for my trip.
smuffy:
we have talked more than once about my love for tribe.

I don't really like any other type of rap. i.e. ludacris can go to hail. biggrin
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monkeybuttt:
that woozefa cat gets around.

and yes, the cd rocks. i love it too. bringing it on my road trip this weekend.
unite105:
thins are ok. pretty dull, but ok. found another semi online romantic interest, so thats cool. speaking of which, how is the ex situation?
and hows the frisbee, the important thing in life...
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Clap Your Hands Say Mismanagement Of Funds!

So, the Pistons lost. I honestly am disappointed but relieved in a way. It could have been an ugly series. A slow, plodding, low-scoring (well...) series. But it was a lot of fun and it went seven games and I think it's clear who the two best teams in the NBA are (The Pistons and The Pistons, of...
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cklarock:
You = WIN!

You are the Rasheed Wallace of filial piety, sir, and I assure you that your mother is in possession of the entire Detroit Pistons of maternal pride.

It's a wonder she didn't name you Tayshaun Chauncey Princeillups.

smile
fridgemagnet:
you start the best music threads.
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smuffy:
ben my head hurts.

it hurts so much I think I might cry.

I might even cry harder than I did last night when you were being mean.

I miss you. ♥
smuffy:
p.s. if I ever say I hate you again, it just means I really really really love you.
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Bomb Atomically

Part One: Socrates' philosophies and hypothesis.

There was a horrible, violent bloodbath in the streets today. I'm sure many people lost their lives, but I pity them not. Because I am the victor, unmatched in my wicked ways. I traversed many miles and battled old ladies and G-Rides for road dominance. The post-apocalyptic wasteland in which I roared and I rampaged became but...
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prockg:
I think I would like that to be my next job. Good prep for the Baja methinks, plus I'll bet a slutty girl like me could make fucking bank as a "pizza delivery girl." wink
cairo:
Your response totally made me laugh out loud! biggrin

I just went through some of your pics, and I saw this one. I got all excited because I have that Bender, only mine is the shiny one (ThinkGeek didn't have the regular sort), and instead of actually owning it, I gave it to Morgan. So, technically, Morgan sort of has that Bender but not exactly (because hers is shiny). I guess that was the point of this paragraph. Hmmm. blush

In any case, of course you're on the list! I know we don't talk but I think you're cool as hell. smile
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The Streets Are Dirty With Youth

My plane, oft delayed, didn't crash. I made it home and upon hearing Neutral Milk Hotel's The King of Carrot Flowers Part 1 saw my mother for the first time in months. She drove me home in a bmw convertible. I always arrive in style. Driven by 50 year old women. Always.

Immediately after dropping off my bags, I...
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malloreigh:
I can't remember if I bothered you yet about OiNKs invites... I lost my membership because my roommate wasn't seeding enough. Er. Ah. Maybe neither was I.
malloreigh:
Oh! Maybe I asked you for that one I got for my friend...? But I do need another one, yeah. *shame* Thank you... blush
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If My Homeward Bound Plane Crashed:

1. It was good knowing everybody.

2. Whatever stuff I have that remains shall be divided up equally among my oldest friends Gabe S, Owen C and Graham M. Ex-Girlfriends and/or Mike Sanders can be substituted after a vote.

3. I don't want any fancy gravesites and no blasted funerals. If there just has to be some sort of...
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gravesforthedays:
Welcome back to the shithole that is GR!!

If I see you out, I'll pour a drink on your head or something. biggrin
unite105:
you back yet??
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smuffy:
did you get my package?

(I can't stop posting.)

:/
pointblank:
Which player on the Spurs will get injured to ensure a Pistons victory?

Answer: None.

Spurs in 6
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subrosa:
Absolutely. That put-back of Prince's layup was about the hugest thing ever.

I need a drink.
venomkid:
...as you are the father of the mad photoshop thread, I feel I must notify you of the new baby birthed from within it.
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smuffy:
listen hitler junior.

I'm not playing games (reindeer or otherwise). I'm simply telling you that my hope is to maybe give you that digi camera person. that is all. no need to be such an assface about everything.

oh and I'm going to take some test shots with my other camera (non digital) to see if it still takes decent pictures. if it still does, I'll ship it to you immediately. I don't mind letting go of that at all. but I'll wait to ship it until you're in michigan ( frown ).

bye rectum licker!

kiss
smuffy:
I met a boy called frank mills
on september twelfth right here
in front of the waverly, but unfortunately
I lost his address

he was last seen with his friend,
a drummer, he resembles george harrison of the beatles
but he wears his hair tied in a small bow at the back

I love him but it embarrasses me
to walk down the street with him
he lives in brooklyn somewhere
and wears this white crash helmet

he has gold chains on his leather jacket
and on the back is written the names
mary, and mom, and hell's angels

I would gratefully
appreciate it if you see him tell him
I'm in the park with my girlfriend and please
tell him angela and I
don't want the two dollars back...just him.