elvisfromhell13

a new pic? but no new journal? what's going on elvis - come back!

is this thing on?

My prediction?? well I don't wanna jinx him.

Ottawa just took the lead.

All this talk about Marty B., but he's let in a lot more than one goal this series.

i'm pretty sure you're not the only one w/a gun - even in boulder. people there, i discovered after living there for 7 years, are much more conservative than they would like you to believe.
i don't like guns. my friend - actually, the lawyer in nebraska - suggested we keep his broken shotgun in the house - it won't fire, but it looks really scary, and if worst comes to worst, you smack someone pretty hard over the head w/ it.
but i declined.
it's not like we live in that bad a neighborhood.
in the light of day, i don't ever feel like i'm really in danger, or that any of those awful things i imagine will happen.
something happens to my brain chemistry when the sun goes down.
oh well.
i lived.

wow ... great pics.

Well, they scored, but still got swept.

First the Angels and now the Ducks ... Anaheim truly must be the happiest place on earth.

Don't you just hate them, yet envy them at the same time?

fuckers.

Yeah - Marc with a "C" is pretty lame. I think it might be french, but still pretty lame. Although it's definitely better then Micheal Hunt. I use to work with one. Hee!

nice bertuzzi bashing... i can never get enough of that. let's talk about the choking of markus naslund... finally i don't have to think about the pens trading him away, because he fucking stunk it up big time. awesome.

these playoffs suck... none of these games appeal to me. i find myself cheering for the devils now, and that's just insanity.

oh yeah, remember i called that avs/wild series? (don cherry stylee)

It looks like the Can-nut's still have a chance!?

*hopes things are cool elvis?*

dude... imagine what it's like living in cleveland.
but... i like it.
it's only rock and roll.

I'll tell you straight up elvis - Colorado sounds like one of the shittiest places one could possibly live! Hee!?!

dude, is that your comment?
at least no one cares.
it's not even original, though.

*snickers*

*Telesis wonders to himself if elvis is golfing yet... like the Avs?*

I'm sorry elvis... I know these times can be pretty tough! I wish I could help - but I'm currently working with a shop full of people who won't speak to one another!

The Leafs fuckin' blow! Again I'm not a big fan of hockey, but these fans are killing me. Everyone is depressed.

The joys of living in the great white north with a team that just can't seem to win. Hee!

I know your pain elvis ... trust me, I do.

Yeah, the Phils are playing pretty well. They hadn't been scoring with much consistency up until this past series (sorry, man). Thome has been doing well offensively and RBI-wise but he hasn't even begun to hit for power (only 2HR) ... strangely enough, Burrell (3HR, .230ish), and Abreu (1HR, .230ish) haven't really been too powerful either, but the team as a whole has been getting the clutch hits that they didn't get last year. The bench has been amazing, and, for the most part the bullpen has been solid. We have four steady starters in Millwood, Wolf (he's never pitched this well in April), Padilla, and Myers ... we need to find a fifth. Hopefully Duckworth or Roa can turn it around.

I think the Phils are for real ... and also in a three way tie for first with Les Expos and the motherfucking Braves.

How 'bout this playoff hockey?
I'm writing this on a break between overtimes 4 and 5 of the ANA/DAL game. The Ducks got jobbed on that "non-goal'" in OT3.

Back to the hockey I go ...
GO FLYERS!!

edit: Ducks remain unbeaten in the playoffs ... wow. There is now proof that Disney is affiliated with Satan.

[Edited on Apr 24, 2003]

my playoff picks turned out to be pretty hilarious.... i'm still getting over the red wings' disaster.

minnesota fans are still bitter about mario lemieux and the boys giving them a stanley cup ass whipping back in the early 90's...

Yeah, the Wild comeback was only the seventh time in NHL history that a team has come back from a 3-1 situation by winning two on the road. That's gotta be harsh.

The Flyers should have won in five with the way they played. I'm curious to see how they'll do against the Sens.

Ah, the playoff hockey.

how about those Ducks?

I think I'm in love with Giguere.
Wait, no, still Tanguay. But Giguere is gettin' up there. Blank Detroit one more time, and I'll kiss him too.

Does this mean the Ducks are now gonna win the West??

Cujo goes down.....Long Live Giguere!
take good care of the Avs for me while I'm gone. Tell Tanguay I'm thinking about him. I'll be back on the 28th. Don't let them blow a series or anything.

in the interim, there has been a Skoula run-in, my article posted on SG, a new job for me, and plenty of drinkin'.

Still snowing in Utah!

Jesus - we've just been hit with the strongest ice storm in years! It hasn't let up in four straight days, none stop freezing rain.

*Telesis drops down to knees, extends arms to sky, and screams fucking uncle*