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I'm back baby!

Holy shit, this week has been amazing, thought entirely exhausting. I've literally been running around basically non-stop, but it all worked out because after my insane week of showings houses every single day I did end up writing a contract, which makes it all worth it.

I did manage to find a little time for myself, in the form of a girls night including vodka...
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Have a few minutes before meeting with a client. My mom is coming to visit this weekend, which is always fun. She's the best mom ever. Tomorrow we are seeing Sweeney Todd at a local theater, which it turns out one of her coworkers great grandfather helped design (strange because they're not from the area). I hope it's an especially gory production to match the...
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So I skipped out on work and spent the whole afternoon lounging on the couch and watching Dexter. I have to wait until the seasons come out on DVD because I get so attached and excited that it would literally kill me if I couldn't watch the entire season all at once. Basically I end up until 3 am just watching episode after episode,...
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Basically my week looks like this:

Tonight: showing a (the?) house to a couple who also has to one to sell.

Thursday: buyer consultation w/new client (one of the ones I met Sunday).

Friday: showing a house to another couple, who I actually had a completely embarrassing run-in with a few weeks ago--guess it made them remember me

Meaning: I see a commission check in...
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Fuck, if you can't be bothered to leave more than 23 cents on a $65.77 check why the hell are you coming out to eat in my restaurant? Cunt rags.

(I feel obligated to be just as pissed off as the girl who's table this actually was because it was one I gave up to her. But seriously, my point stands valid--20% is the new...
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