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Happy Friday everyone!! I am ready for some fun. Tonight I am starting out at my favorite strip club, to meet up for a friends birthday. (Yay for her! ) The limo, that's right I said limo (did I mention it was free??), will pick us up from there & we will head out on the town & see what kind of craziness we can...
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I was thinking about the first dirty joke I ever heard...I think I was 11 years old, maybe 9...it was something about a pitchers' mound & getting fucked...I wish I could remember the details...my memory is pretty temperamental So my mind wandered to the only dirty joke I actually know all the way through. Here it is for your viewing pleasure. Hope it makes you...
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What a weekend I had! Not the typical naughtiness, but a more wholesome weekend it was. A baby shower, housewarming, & a friends birthday celebration at Kings Dominion amusement park...too much fun!! I Heart Amusement Parks. I used to have a dream that I would travel the country, visiting all the amusement parks & riding all the roller coasters in the nation. How cool would...
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Happy Friday It Is, Whoo-hoo!
Happy Friday It Is, Whoo-hoo!
The Weekend Is Finally Heeeerrrrreee!
Happy Friday It Is, Whoo-hoo!!

(Sang to the tune of Happy Birthday, with the added whoo-hoo! (Made my cheeks hurt from smiling when I sang it out loud ))

Wishing everyone a happy Friday!! Not too sure why I am so happy about it, but I definitely am.

I love food. I love mexican food, ice cream, grilled food, sushi, yucca, anything fresh from a garden...I could go on & on... But the one food I would take with me to a deserted island would be Skippy's Natural Peanut Butter. I Heart Peanut Butter! So creamy & delicious. Yum!! I love grabbing a spoon & eating it right out of the jar. The...
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So where does a girl need go to find a bisexual chick for a threesome?? In case you could not tell my man & I have a pretty open relationship...I love his cock & we like hot girls. It's a match made in heaven. We've had a couple of experiences in the past. They were fun & I want more. And a girl should get...
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Today I discovered the seafood district in Washington D.C. Whoo-hoo!! I have lived near DC most of my life & I cannot believe that I never saw what was right under my nose. I love seafood...crabs, oysters, shrimp, mussels, snapper...I love it all! I saw all of that, & more today. Ramshackle long stalls, piled high with ice & the fresh catch from the Bay....
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Busy, busy, busy bee. That describes me this week. Where's the little bee picture at?? Maybe I should change myself to a busy or or something... He he he, yes I am a little delirious...can you tell?? And it is still pretty early too...what can I say, I just cannot seem to hang today. I had a great weekend with one of my brothers visiting....
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Wow, what a week this has been! I was all ready to blog on Tuesday...about how great shower sex is (it is!!), and what should happen to my computer but the Blue Screen of Death (BSoD) I installed a Microsoft Windows update, yep an update from a trusted source, & the dam* thing killed my computer. F'n Microsoft. It's a good thing that I have...
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Caught up on everything I needed too, whoo-hoo!! I always like the feeling when nothing is hanging over my shoulders, whispering at me to deal with it. Sometimes I am almost OCD-like with how things can bother me. It's okay though, I am cute enough to be a little crazy I am really, seriously, ready for the dying sea lion in my chest to be...
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