The problem with making coffee out of little bags in the morning is that I have to throw them out before I tend to my addiction. Every morning, I lack the grace, and the little bag leaves a little coffee smear down the wall. How very glamourous am I.
The problem with making coffee in a little Moka Pot is that before one can collect one's need, one has to screw the two pieces together. I am not the most graceful creature in the pre-dawn – I walk into furniture so frequently that one could use my startled cries as an alarm clock – and the complicated mechanics of screwing two circles together is well and truly beyond me; half of my expensive columbian stimulation ends up in a pile on the floor.
In my mind, my Moka Pot talks like an overly stimulated hello kitty, with associated head tilting.
The problem with making coffee in a pretty chrome scion of industry is that they cost thousands of dollars. That is all though; I might not be able to navigate a friendly little pot, but I can negotiate a complicated mechanical monstrosity in my sleep.
I don't want to clean coffee of my walls, you see?
The problem with making coffee in a little Moka Pot is that before one can collect one's need, one has to screw the two pieces together. I am not the most graceful creature in the pre-dawn – I walk into furniture so frequently that one could use my startled cries as an alarm clock – and the complicated mechanics of screwing two circles together is well and truly beyond me; half of my expensive columbian stimulation ends up in a pile on the floor.
In my mind, my Moka Pot talks like an overly stimulated hello kitty, with associated head tilting.
The problem with making coffee in a pretty chrome scion of industry is that they cost thousands of dollars. That is all though; I might not be able to navigate a friendly little pot, but I can negotiate a complicated mechanical monstrosity in my sleep.
I don't want to clean coffee of my walls, you see?
Post Scriptum
I love Google, it's a veritable twenty four hour shop for absurd human theater. Did you know, for example, that the third image result for se rveiller (to awaken) is this?
Spoiled for intimated vulva.
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(will have my computer soon and will write properly and not on borrowed time.)
I'm am currently watching TV on a couch between two men. They are going to abuse me, y/n?