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My zombie short film Baby Steps is continuing its shambling march across the Atlantic - having recently played in Mexico City's Macabro Film Festival, it's fetched up in Atlanta, GA, where it will be playing as part of the HorrorQuest Film Festival 2012. Here's the bumph, on the off chance that anyone reading this lives there.

In case you haven't heard me shouting it from the rooftops, my short zombie film Baby Steps is playing in the East End Film Festival next weekend.

Here's the bumph.

Well, it's been a while since I've been on here. The reason being that 1) I got a new job and 2) I've been busy moving house. Now I'm living down in Richmond, an area whose name must always be prefaced by the word "leafy."

It's odd, I deliberately picked Richmond because it was as close to work as I could get while still remaining...
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Here is another video what I did. It has a zombie in it. It was made for significantly less money than A Stitch In Time. I think the zombie contacts were the most expensive thing about it.

Baby Steps

Braaaaains.

Here is a short film what I did:

<Deleted 'cause I'm trying to punt the film out to festivals!>

It is about quantum physics and haberdashery. Sort of.

Moths! Moths everywhere, infesting my bedroom! How do I kill the little fuckers before they eat my clothes?

Charlie Brooker speaks truth on the whole Rebecca Black thing: http://goo.gl/s1ZaE and http://goo.gl/7LpZd

Now things are finally settled with the flat and work, I've enrolled on a screenwriting course. Time to refresh the old writing circuits. Hollywood, here I come!

It's been a weird week for me. I had to euthanise my goldfish, he'd been ill for a while now and nothing I tried helped. I spent a truly eye-watering amount of money on medications and things for the tank, tried to restart the nitrogen cycle but the poor little fella's system just couldn't take it.

When I was in my first year of secondary...
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Been a busy start to the year for me. New job, new flat (which comes complete with a cat! Who is sitting next to me as I type this!). Things are starting to settle down now, but I still need to get some furniture for my room...

I would quite like this sore throat to go away now please thank you.

Also, whose bright idea was it to insist that you register for a doctor where you live, and not where you work? And then have the doctor's surgery close at weekends?

Well, hello everybody. After much prevaricating I've finally decided to join the site (the $29 offer swung it for me...). Largely - and I realise that absolutely nobody will believe this - because I've been following the RSS feed for SG's articles and got irritated that I couldn't see the pictures.

So, here I am. I Write Stuff for Money, but you're getting this waffle...
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