i think it's healthy to develop 8th grade crushes on people you don't know as long as you don't try and talk to them. because really what's going to happen is your going to get that stupid adrenaline rush every time you see them and then when you finally make contact your whole goddamn plan will get blown to smithereens. And then that person will think that you are totally uncool. If you really have to make a plan of attack, you shouldn't bother. Just keep them as your masturbatory fantasy or something.
by the way. don't fuck with rod.
by the way. don't fuck with rod.
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torihoney:
my first time was with this larger than life crush... i think i would have rather slept with the school janitor than lose that feeling of am i going to throw up/cry/get flushed and hot everytime i see him?? hindsight, eh...i probably should have.
salome_seule:
so i met you tonight... and i danced with you and your friend. so much fun!!!!