So apparently these questions are awkward...
-Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
nope
-Are you crushing on someone?
nope. none come to mind - although I've always thought the term - crush seems unnecessarily violent for a term of affection. I WILL CRUSH YOU!!!!!!!
-Have you ever loved someone so much that it hurt?
Big time
-Have you ever made a boyfriend or girlfriend cry?
Yeah but it wasn't anything a punch to the face wouldn't fix
-Are you happier single or in a relationship?
I guess relationship because it keeps me from my head.
-Have you ever been cheated on?
Probably - and I'll probably never know.
-Have you ever cheated on someone?
No and that's a no with a capital no.
-Have you ever told someone you loved them and didn't mean it?
Yeh I told it to a bowl of cereal once - I loved it but I didn't looove it if you know what I mean.
-Have you ever had your heart broken?
Many shards have been taken from my pap.
-Have you ever broken somebody's heart?
I doubt such things.
-If you could go back in time and change some things, would you?
Hindsight is 20 and it's also 20. That will be fourty dollars thanks.
-Have you dated people who were not good to you?
They're the best kind for artists and emos. I am neither so I curse you...you know who you are (and you're not on my friends list either...so why am I even giving you shout out random harpy? because I am loco!)
-Have you been in an abusive relationship?
Yeh but I was the one with the fists. Which I used to defend myself...right?
-Have you dated someone older than you?
Yep
Younger?Yep. Mostly younger.
-Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?
Depends how much money they have or how good looking they are - definitely has nothing to do with personality, brains or sense of humour.
-Do you believe in love at first sight?
No. I do believe in gloves at first sight. Love happens over time chico.
-Ever been given an engagement ring?
No. I would never accept such things anyway.
-Do you want to get married?
Marriage is an outdated institution. We dont need a piece of paper to have a respectful, loving relationship. yo.
-Has anyone ever told you they wanted to marry you?
no - lucky for them.
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Until my lips bleed.
-Are you crushing on someone?
I WILL CRUSH YOU!!!!!!!>>> is really the best answer here.
-Have you ever loved someone so much that it hurt?
But of course.
-Have you ever made a boyfriend or girlfriend cry?
Totally. It'smy goal sometimes. I'm a fucking bitch.
-Are you happier single or in a relationship?
In a relationship. I'm never really single.
-Have you ever been cheated on?
Yes, I have.
-Have you ever cheated on someone?
Yes, I have.
-Have you ever told someone you loved them and didn't mean it?
No. I'm careful with that word.
-Have you ever had your heart broken?
Yes, I have.
-Have you ever broken somebody's heart?
Isn't that my whole deal? The tragic little gal who has been left by men more times than she can count... and all of them walk away hating themselves a little more.
-If you could go back in time and change some things, would you?
Nope.
-Have you dated people who were not good to you?
Again, kind of my deal. If you can't be mean to me... I don't understand you. Mocking=love.
-Have you been in an abusive relationship?
Eh. Yes... but mutually so. I'm no victim. I too can kick alot of ass.
-Have you dated someone older than you?
Indeed... biggest age gap was something like twenty years.
Younger?
I was 22, he was 17. Mostly we just fucked. Dating schmating.
-Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?
Yes.
-Do you believe in love at first sight?
Eh.
-Ever been given an engagement ring?
No. Damn it. I've been asked to marry, what, five times now? They never produce a ring... but I never really say, "No."
-Do you want to get married?
I do. Very much so. I want to have the whole shebang. I want the house and the husband and the caseroles and the PTA meetings. All of it.
-Has anyone ever told you they wanted to marry you?
Yes. i've mentioned this before, but once my mother told me I'd never be someone that one could date casually. You either marry me or you keep me as your mistress. I've been a mistress for far too long.
Fuck I'm supposed to kick this habit.
NOO!