el_capitan8874

I'm writing a song. I don't have much yet, but it will be called "Weener in Your Hand"
here's one line:

"I don't know if I want to be your man,
I just love the way it makes me feel
to have my weener in your hand"

i think i need to make myself a bed frame. I think I'l go with a kind of scary, Tim Burton type theme.

SGSF is the shizzle ma nizzle

I think i'm going to the haight st fair. lick my balls

and my

I hate everything right now. sorry if I havn't written back to people lately. I've been a little grumpy. I think that maybe I should leave town for a little while. love, the captain.
P.S. here's *the finger*

with all these cute little face thingies, why isn't there one of just "the finger" ? I think there should be

the captain is playing hookey from work today. need to get things done, but it's very pretty out.

my head hurts and I feel like I went to Mission Bar last night and my favorite bar tender punched me in the head with a bottle of cheap scotch. I need to eat

I just saw Bruce Almighty. it was not good. save your money for something better, like poop. or you could just take 9 bucks out of your pocket and throw it in a garbage can.

o.k. I finally figured out how to put a picture up. I thought it would be more interesting to have some attractive people in there instead of just my ugly mug. plus it makes me look like a stud

alright already. I'll put a pic up. I'm using my roommate's mac, and I can't seem to figure out how to steal a picture from the prom photo's and put it on my profile. But I'll get help and have my picture up tommarow. I also think I am going to change my name to Isaac ( my real name) I was using my real...
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